Have you ever...?

[Darorinag]

No, I despise ice cream.

Have you ever felt like you're a nobody?

[sSsflamesSs]

No.

Have you ever had the urge to kick someone who despises ice cream? Heck, how the hell can you despise ice cream?

I'm having some right now, yummmmm.

[loseyourname]

No.

Have you ever covertly had multiple romantic partners?

[Darorinag]

No, I don't believe in polyamory. But I have "desired" two people at the same time lol...

Have you ever been out of questions for such a thread?

[jilbagh]

No.

Have you ever covertly had multiple romantic partners?

yes.

have you ever had an affair with a married woman or man?

[loseyourname]

No, but I have had a mistress while being married.

Have you ever desired a woman over the age of fifty?

[jilbagh]

no but i have over 30.

Have you ever gotten a brain tumor from using your cell phone too much?

[loseyourname]

No.

Have you ever ran into a pole?

[SagGal]

No, but almost.
Have you ever told bad joke in front of a large group of people?

[sSsflamesSs]

No, but I've run into a parking meter. (edit: meant for Loser's question, not SagGal's)

Have you ever had a near death experience? Details please.