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  • #31
    "Tax religion."
    -Jello Biafra

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    • #32
      "All things are made of water." - Thales

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      • #33
        "He who f*cks nuns will later join the Church." - The Clash

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        • #34
          I heard members of the Clash utter words once just before they began wincing from the pain of their stupidity.

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          • #35
            Oh look, it's dusken saying something negative. I think I'm going to fall out of my chair due to shock. If I give you $100, will you show how to be as smart and charming as you, so I can get rejected by the love of my life too?

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            • #36
              "If the bible had said Jonah swallowed the whale, I'd have believed it." - William Jennings Bryan

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              • #37
                Oh, the metaphorical midget strikes below the belt because he cannot aim elsewhere. Try dropping dead. That will be all the charm and cleverness you will muster and you can donate your 100.

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                • #38
                  "The best you can is good enough." - Radiohead

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                  • #39
                    Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing. (new Adidas ad campaign. Yeah shut up, I like it.)


                    Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it.
                    Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
                    Only engage and then the mind grows heated;
                    Begin and then the work will be complete.
                    -Goethe
                    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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                    • #40
                      "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

                      "Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out."

                      "I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system."

                      "Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

                      "The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face."

                      "To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."

                      "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

                      "I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals."

                      -Jack Handy

                      And now, all your lives are complete.

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