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  • Shower Test

    Speaking of online tests, here is an amusing one. Evidently, since I tend to wash my face first when I jump into the shower, the following describes me.

    You have selected face.

    Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it. Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think. You are a very self-centered person. You are an average sex partner as you are too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Privates and Others.


    My oh my, the things I didn't know about myself. Not only am I shallow, but also an average sex partner.

    Go ahead kids, take your pick.

    Rubba-dub-dub

  • #2
    You have selected chest.

    You are a practical person. You are straight forward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Hair.

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    • #3
      You have selected chest.

      You are a practical person. You are straight forward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Hair.

      I disagree. I would not be compatible with someone who chose hair.

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      • #4
        You have selected hair.

        You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.

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        • #5
          This test is hysterical! Anna jan, no wonder I always felt that you are unconcerned with what I have to say. I guess this is all a result of your shower habits, perhaps from now on you can start with your armpits.

          I usually start with my chest, since I have to make sure that my chest hair is nice and clean before I move on.
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          You have selected chest.

          You are a practical person. You are straight forward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Hair.

          So does that mean that I have to watch a guy take a shower, before I decide whether he would be my ideal husband?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by anileve
            So does that mean that I have to watch a guy take a shower, before I decide whether he would be my ideal husband?
            If you're in the shower it seems that you're getting along well already.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Aphrodit3
              You have selected hair.
              Do you always wash your hair when you take a shower? You know that sort of a habit can result in an early hair loss? Personally I prefer to wash my hair very rarely, I like the feel of oil when I run my fingers through my hair. Plus it can be rather expensive if you get a blow dry.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by dusken
                You have selected chest.

                You are a practical person. You are straight forward and do not beat around the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see things your way. You are a good sex partner and willing to try new things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose Hair.
                Originally posted by Aphrodit3
                You have selected hair.

                You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.
                What say you and dusken get together eh?

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                • #9
                  You have selected hair.

                  You are an artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what most other people cannot. You are lacking in dedication, but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. You make the best sex partner as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose Chest and Privates.


                  True... I am artistic.

                  So I make the best sex partner huh?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by patlajan
                    If you're in the shower it seems that you're getting along well already.
                    According to the test, all of that should end after seeing him apply the sponge to his privates.

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