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Dear Diary,
I think some people on this forum need ESL lessons.
I think some people on this forum need ESL lessons.
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Dear Diary,
I wish Dan would stop whining like a little girl. I also wish he would stop procrastinating in writing his essay's.Comment
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Dear Diary,
I wish stupid people would drop ded. D-E-D, ded. Argh!
That's it! I am sending the following internal memo to the two underlings tomorrow... I don't care if I make them cry. They should.
Dear Useless Coworkers,
You were assigned to this project to help ME because my time is too valuable to be taken up doing the grunt work. The way for you to help me is not by scheduling long meetings with me asking me to tell you excactly step by excruciating step what you should do.
What you are supposed to do is take the tasks you are assigned and get them done on your own. If it takes me longer to explain to you what to do than it would take me to simply do it myself then you are not helping me. Now please go drop dead.
xoxoxo,
the smart one
p.s. How do you not know how to use excel? You're in college for goodness sake. How did you get through high school without knowing how to use Excel!?!?!?
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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Originally posted by ckBejug Dear Diary,
I wish stupid people would drop ded. D-E-D, ded. Argh!
That's it! I am sending the following internal memo to the two underlings tomorrow... I don't care if I make them cry. They should.
Dear Useless Coworkers,
You were assigned to this project to help ME because my time is too valuable to be taken up doing the grunt work. The way for you to help me is not by scheduling long meetings with me asking me to tell you excactly step by excruciating step what you should do.
What you are supposed to do is take the tasks you are assigned and get them done on your own. If it takes me longer to explain to you what to do than it would take me to simply do it myself then you are not helping me. Now please go drop dead.
xoxoxo,
the smart one
p.s. How do you not know how to use excel? You're in college for goodness sake. How did you get through high school without knowing how to use Excel!?!?!?
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Dear Diary,Originally posted by Emil Dear Diary,
I wish Dan would stop whining like a little girl. I also wish he would stop procrastinating in writing his essay's.
I wish Emil would forget about what I said on the other forum and get on with his life. He seems pretty much stuck on it.
I, too, wish I would stop procrastinating writing my essays.
I fell asleep today in my 3rd year class (15 people) - and I woke up with a sudden shake, seems like some people noticed that...
And now I'm going to take a nap, I think. A very very long one, methinks. 2 hrs of sleep is definitely not enough. And I do hope I would get at least a goddamn B on that essay.
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Yes, we (and by we I mean YOU) need to propose this to a world council. Or maybe we (you) can just start with the US and then when other countries see how the population of stupids has decreased in the US they will hop on board too. Have you mentioned the Projekct (<-- sp?) on the forum before or is everyone but me lost right now?Originally posted by dusken Montana Eugenics ProjeKct
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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Everyone but you is lost with regards to the Montana Eugenics ProjeKct.Originally posted by ckBejug Yes, we (and by we I mean YOU) need to propose this to a world council. Or maybe we (you) can just start with the US and then when other countries see how the population of stupids has decreased in the US they will hop on board too. Have you mentioned the Projekct (<-- sp?) on the forum before or is everyone but me lost right now?
And yes I should, but chances are the individuals of which the hypothetical World Council would comprised, would suffer at the hands of the project, as would whatever hypothetical United States authority that would be hearing it.Comment
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I think the forum deserves to hear your brilliant idea. Chances are a few people in here would definitely be axed as a reuslt of it. Make sure you patent the term... Montana Eugenics ProjeKct TM Pending.Originally posted by dusken Everyone but you is lost with regards to the Montana Eugenics ProjeKct.
And yes I should, but chances are the individuals of which the hypothetical World Council would comprised, would suffer at the hands of the project, as would whatever hypothetical United
States authority that would be hearing it.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott FitzgeraldComment
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I will consider informing people. Ooo I like the patenting idea. I think I will also design a logo for it. And of course you can be on the Board.Originally posted by ckBejug I think the forum deserves to hear your brilliant idea. Chances are a few people in here would definitely be axed as a reult of it. Make sure you patent the term... Montana Eugenics ProjeKct TM Pending.
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Dear Diary,Originally posted by Darorinag Dear Diary,
I wish Emil would forget about what I said on the other forum and get on with his life. He seems pretty much stuck on it.
Why is Dan ASSuming I am talking about what he said on the other forum? That's the past, unlike some people I don't dwell on the past.Comment
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