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  • #21
    Originally posted by anileve
    So that people like you could feel smart.
    i was about to post the same answer when i read the question, but i decided to read the other posts first to see if anybody already said it, & turns out u did!

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    • #22
      I would ask God:

      Do you know what I am thinking about every second of the day? Just curious.

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      • #23
        Originally posted by anileve
        By the way, when God created man he also created an Ego. However man needed someone to stroke it, so God created a woman. Otherwise a man would be one lonely and insecure creature.

        HAHAHA i like the way you think!

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        • #24
          ok, here's my question:

          "Dear God, why is it that the same thing is called 'sex' by men and 'love' by women? was this supposed to be funny? cuz it's not! "

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          • #25
            Dear God, where are the women that go around looking to "have love"?
            this post = teh win.

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            • #26
              Originally posted by Seapahn
              Dear God, where are the women that go around looking to "have love"?
              can we consider killing people like sip a morally good thing to do.. PLEASE GOD PLEEAAASSSEEEEE!!!!!????
              How do you hurt a masochist?
              -By leaving him alone.Forever.

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              • #27
                Originally posted by anileve
                However man needed someone to stroke it, so God created a woman. Otherwise a man would be one lonely and insecure creature.
                Not all of us feel that way.

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                • #28
                  Originally posted by Seapahn
                  Dear God, where are the women that go around looking to "have love"?
                  on the corner of sunset and vine

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                  • #29
                    god why did you make women so damn cunning and stuborn and so full of xxxx that they won't admit that they mean sex too when they say love.

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                    • #30
                      here's a little clarification for the estrogen challenged amongst us:

                      man's definition of sex = mechanical (HOT)* sex

                      woman's definiton of sex = HOT sex + love + affection + kisses


                      * optional

                      so you see, love and sex are not mutually exclusive, rather inclusive for a woman, wheres for a man it's the equivalent of free weights at the gym
                      Last edited by hyebruin; 06-05-2004, 01:01 AM.

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