Don't you just hate it when...

[angelik22]

when youre flying in your dreams and soaring through the ari, and you wake up and fal flat on your face
when you have a horribel nightmare and cant wake up for some reason
when you crave milk and cereal, you pour the milk, then take a "bite" and realize that the milk has gone sour
when you LOOOOOOOOVE cheese but your allergic to milk products
when you loose weight, but only off your boobs and ass
when youre avoiding junk food but are surrounded by it
when your friend is a size 00 but she thinks shes fat, and it makes you feel like a cow
when you tell a little lie, but it comes back and bites you in the ass
when you dance so much at a party, that the next day you cant move a single bone

[angelik22]

when you listen to love songs, then you realize youre lonely
when you see a really pathetic person et somewhere in life, but you work your butt off and you ahvent gotten anywhere as of yet
when you kiss a prince then he ends up being a toad
when you really start to like someone, but you keep yourself from falling for them because you dont want to be involved with someone whose not armenaian
when youre craving chunnkey monkey from ben and jerries, and end up driving there in the middle of the night, but theyre all out.

[sSsflamesSs]

when you really start to like someone, but you keep yourself from falling for them because you dont want to be involved with someone whose not armenaian

[SagGal]

...people lie to you in your face with out having a clue that you know that they're lying.

[spiral]

...people lie to you in your face with out having a clue that you know that they're lying.

I actually love it when that happens. It's hilarious.

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When you hit your neighbors car. (and she happens to be a xxxxx)

When you yawn so hard your eyes get watery.

When black people, wearing black clothing, jay-walk at night, and you almost drive over them cuz they blend into the darkness.

[angelik22]

when you dont want to admit that certain friends are worthless bastards
when people mistake you for a doormat, and they wipe off their problems on you, then forget that you exist
when after hearing breakup stores, youre glad your not in a relationship, but after hearing a love song, you want it all
when youre soo sleepy that you not only wear two different colored sox, but also mix up your shoes and wear the wrong ones too-
when you have an amazing dream where youre holding someone and are sooo in love and happy and its all haeven, but you wake up and realize youve overslept
when you say ye btu you mean no
when you fight with the thoughts in your head

[angelik22]

when some old fart wont stop stareing at your cleavage
when someone gives you their phone number (a guy) but you have no intentin of ever calling him
when you go to the bathroom, and realize your out of toilet paper
when you have to pee really badly, and you hear/see water running

[sSsflamesSs]

When black people, wearing black clothing, jay-walk at night, and you almost drive over them cuz they blend into the darkness.

I second that.

Natural camouflage is not always a good thing!

[XxgoeyxX]

When you go to the movies but end up watching a lame movie cause your friend “had to see it”
When a guy wants to cry but doesn’t.
When your armpits itch.
When you cut yourself when you’re shaving.
When your rollover minutes are up.
When men shave their legs.
When old men hit on me.
When two couples cant stop touching and kissing each other in public.
When a guy has his hand on his girlfriend’s ass.

[gevo]

The feeling you get that you are traveling through the air verrrrry slowly, and you notice all the ugly texture of the ground you are about to land on, thanking yourself for wearing your helmet, and even having time to bend your head down and see your bike still coming towards you, then looking back at the ground and as you meet it you can only think of one phrase "OH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT""""".....