You Know You're in Trouble when...

[thedebutante]

When you're used to seeing sunrise.

[angelik22]

lol yea about that dusty car pic, and why would she be in trouble? doesnt look like she was really doing anything- her clothes look like they were on, and i just relized after someone pointed out- that shes facing the wrong way i think, lol o man

[thedebutante]

lol yea about that dusty car pic, and why would she be in trouble? doesnt look like she was really doing anything- her clothes look like they were on, and i just relized after someone pointed out- that shes facing the wrong way i think, lol o man

She's not facing the wrong way. She's getting it from the back.

[XxgoeyxX]

That is why we need to wash our cars. People never learn!

[violette829]

When a squirrel can roll a joint but not you.

I thought he was playing the harmonica! Man that's really cute. But wait, his foot it going to a beat..is it because he's twitching from all the drugs?



You know you're in trouble when you spend the entire weekend of your bday asss drunk and forget about work @ 8 am monday morning!!!!!

[thedebutante]

When someone your grandpa's age says, "Drunk and naked? Dear God..."

[angelik22]

She's not facing the wrong way. She's getting it from the back.

woops didnt think of that "possibility"

[sSsflamesSs]

depending on the reasons why, it may lead to a bowel infarct, leaking of intestinal bacteria int he peritoneum, eventually in the bloodstream, then sepsis, and death is only a matter of hours!

OR just a bad case of constipation, if chronic will lead to fecal impaction, hemorrhoids, diverticulosis, and a lot of misery

i can write more...but don't wanna bore you kids

I want to hear more, auntie bruin!

This is some fascinating stuff!

[hyebruin]

I want to hear more, auntie bruin!

This is some fascinating stuff!

auntie?

well!!

[sSsflamesSs]

auntie?

well!!

Hahaha, I'm kidding, dear bruin.

Let us have 'em poop stories!