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With The quick American victory over Saddam Hussein, most of the world looks toward a future of reconstruction and empowerment for the long-oppressed people of Iraq. However, SpeakEnglishOrDie pursuaded NOT to declare war on Iraq. You bet your wang dang sweet poontang I was about to do it. If those raghead asswipes want to go to valhalla so bad, Uncle SpeakEnglishOrDie has gotten a load of nuclear buckshot to pack up their asses with a 1-2-3 ramrod!! My Plan involved of two intricately-designed phases mapped out over late-night strategy at the local meetings. Phase one, which I call Operation Kick-Ass was to drop ten A-bombs on the whole goddamn middle east, with no warning. I mean, sure we have a couple of hundred thousand Americans over there, and there are a whole bunch of towelhead pisspot countries around there that ain't Eye-raq, but Uncle SpeakEnglishOrDie knows sometimes you gotta break a few eggs when you're making an omelete. We turn that desert into a sheet of glass, make a crater big enough to put a new ocean in, then there won't be any more pissing and moaning about America!!!