Your best April Fools Headline...

[CatWoman]

okay you guys, what would make the best April Fools headline?

Here is mine:

"Turkey, after 90 years of denial, has finally publicly acknowledged the Armenian genocide!"

[violette829]

Catwoman....as much as I try and as big of a DOOFUS as I am, I cannot find the humor in that....


Here's mine:

One April Fool's Day, I was 16 or so, and as I came home from school, I found that no one was home. Well, feeling like I need to stir things up, I called my brother's house, where my father, brothers, sister, and mother were...and told them to rush home. They asked me why, and I said because I had been in a fight @ school and was suspended for 8 days! Wow, I never knew how fast cars could travel from Glendale to Granada Hills. I swear, they were ALL on my doorstep in like 10 minutes. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY FAMILY decided they were gonna kick my butt for getting suspended. Yes, my friends, I was a very good student in high school, and my parents expected nothing less than A's on EVERYTHING...so you can imagine their pain when I told them this...HAHAHAAA I guess it was only funny because I was there....Ummmmmmm yea

[ckBejug]

okay you guys, what would make the best April Fools headline?

Here is mine:

"Turkey, after 90 years of denial, has finally publicly acknowledged the Armenian genocide!"

Catwoman....as much as I try and as big of a DOOFUS as I am, I cannot find the humor in that....

Agreed. That is as UNfunny as it gets!!

[CatWoman]

hummm, it's pretty sad when you have to explain your own joke, so I won't. But I think it's funny....

Anyway, here is another one:
"Ayatollah Khamenei cut the ribbon at the Grand Opening of the new Victoria's Secret Store in Tehran."

[ckBejug]

hummm, it's pretty sad when you have to explain your own joke, so I won't. But I think it's funny....

At least you think it's funny. Some things can never be funny you know, no matter how seemingly witty they might be, I think most of us would agree this is one of those things.


I don't really get the point of April Fools Day. All this time you think with a specific day known as the day for tricking people and everything people would be wise to the tricks.

[ArmoBarbi]

Agreed

About April Fools...I dont really see people doing any tricks anyway. I would actually like to see something done for once.

[violette829]

HAHA My best friend called me this morning and told me he had been involved in an accident...so I jumped out of bed (5am) and started getting dressed to go to the scene of the accident..and he hears me huffing and puffing...and asks me what I'm doing...I'm like, "I'm coming..just hold on and don't panic"......Then he dropped the bomb on me....and I'm an idiot this morning...

[omniscient]

HAHA My best friend called me this morning and told me he had been involved in an accident...so I jumped out of bed (5am) and started getting dressed to go to the scene of the accident..and he hears me huffing and puffing...and asks me what I'm doing...I'm like, "I'm coming..just hold on and don't panic"......Then he dropped the bomb on me....and I'm an idiot this morning...

You dropped the bomb on meee baby , you dropped the bomb on meee (singing)

[ArmenianKid]

the best aprils fool day headline for me would be

"president bush beats elemetry school at spelling bee"

[Sip]

okay you guys, what would make the best April Fools headline?

Here is mine:

"Turkey, after 90 years of denial, has finally publicly acknowledged the Armenian genocide!"

That's not too bad but it has to be something that is a bit believable