The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[clubbin714]

So let me get this straight. I have to be friends with a forum moderator before I go insult someone? Or do I have to be part of the little forum clique and mob mentally before I choose to insult someone?

[loseyourname]

Admit it, Evelyn, you just hate men. You hate testosterone. Go to another thread. This is between whoever is insulting and whoever is being insulted. No one else need bother with the thread if they are only going to come in here and whine.

You want creative? Your droning posts are like a mobius strip put on a record player. Your comebacks resemble the crying of a Scottish Terrier that isn't allowed back in the house because it's owners decided it was too ugly. When it comes to usefulness, your own resembles that of an LDS missionary trying to hitch-hike his way out of South Central after getting bike-jacked. The only thing amazing about you is that you didn't cry yourself to death when you realized that your mommy had been taping photos of pretty Italian girls to flat plastic sheets and telling you they were mirrors all these years. I think you should go explore the uncharted Antartic wilderness - in a bikini.

[clubbin714]

loseyourname is correct.

[anileve]

Originally posted by loseyourname Admit it, Evelyn, you just hate men. You hate testosterone.

No, just pompous and tactless men.

Go to another thread.This is between whoever is insulting and whoever is being insulted. No one else need bother with the thread if they are only going to come in here and whine.

You want creative? Your droning posts are like a mobius strip put on a record player. Your comebacks resemble the crying of a Scottish Terrier that isn't allowed back in the house because it's owners decided it was too ugly. When it comes to usefulness, your own resembles that of an LDS missionary trying to hitch-hike his way out of South Central after getting bike-jacked. The only thing amazing about you is that you didn't cry yourself to death when you realized that your mommy had been taping photos of pretty Italian girls to flat plastic sheets and telling you they were mirrors all these years. I think you should go explore the uncharted Antartic wilderness - in a bikini.

What a waste of English language.

Why don't you go and do what you do best... stand in front of a mirror in your speedos and say how much you love yourself, because no one else will. And contrary to what you believe, one day you'll get over her dumping you and the world will not appear so cruel anymore.

And as I've said before according to the ratio of men to women here, this thread is just one giant testosterone battlefield. Carry on.

[clubbin714]

anileve is correct. Who wants some?

[Fadix]

Originally posted by anileve No, just pompous and tactless men.



What a waste of English language.

Why don't you go and do what you do best... stand in front of a mirror in your speedos and say how much you love yourself, because no one else will. And contrary to what you believe, one day you'll get over her dumping you and the world will not appear so cruel anymore.

And as I've said before according to the ratio of men to women here, this thread is just one giant testosterone battlefield. Carry on.

But hey, I just found this thread, where I can attack Dan the Jerk as much as I want.

I just have read the Jerks forum when he talks on my back claiming how paranoiac I am for saying he is Den, and how he is not... So I just am recharged to slander him so I might use this thread.

[loseyourname]

Then stay the hell out of it, you tired old hag. Go take another sip of your imported wine, kill a few more neurons, and we can declare you officially brain-dead. Ticker tape will fly on 5th Ave.

[loseyourname]

If you're going to play with the big-boys, Fad, you might want to take an ESL class first, and invest in a better spell-checking program.

[Fadix]

Originally posted by loseyourname If you're going to play with the big-boys, Fad, you might want to take an ESL class first, and invest in a better spell-checking program.

I don't want to play with the big boys. I just want to slander Jerk.

BTW, you can target me if you want, nothing could hurt me.

[anileve]

Originally posted by loseyourname Go take another sip of your imported wine, kill a few more neurons

You seem to know quite a lot about me. For someone who keeps incessantly trying to insult me, you have done much research on me. No you cannot be my mentee, I don't mentor retards, try again when you regain your sanity and reach puberty.