The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[dusken]

Originally posted by loseyourname I would love to see you dipped in red paint and dropped into the middle of a bull fight. Your existence is the best argument ever made for abortion.

Cattle are more than likely entirely color-blind or red-green color-blind.

[loseyourname]

Since every thread is being infected with insults anyway, I've decided to bring this back. Post your insults here.

Violette, if I shoved a flamethrower in your mouth, I think I could make a hot-air balloon out of you. Your IQ has a lot in common with xxxx Clark's age - no force in the known universe can raise it over 50.

[spiral]

That's not nice!

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by dusken Cattle are more than likely entirely color-blind or red-green color-blind.

Take off your shirt and go sunbathe for the next 72 hours. Then squeeze fresh lemons all over your body. Then put your head in a crocodile's mouth.

[dusken]

Originally posted by loseyourname Take off your shirt and go sunbathe for the next 72 hours. Then squeeze fresh lemons all over your body. Then put your head in a crocodile's mouth.

You do realize that such a statement is not an insult but a list of stupid instructions, right? What a dookie, you are.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by dusken You do realize that such a statement is not an insult but a list of stupid instructions, right? What a dookie, you are.

You do realize you're a fat, bald 22 year-old with the face of a rhinoceros that couldn't earn a living as a painter if his father was Benjamin Moore, right?

[dusken]

Originally posted by loseyourname You do realize you're a fat, bald 22 year-old with the face of a rhinoceros that couldn't earn a living as a painter if his father was Benjamin Moore, right?

Yes.

It is unfortunate that you do not realize you are about as useful and desired as an inflamed appendix.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by dusken It is unfortunate that you do not realize you are about as useful and desired as an inflamed appendix.

You're about as loved as a decade-old sh*t stain on a toilet seat in a xxxxx house. If you still wonder why women leave you, my guess is that you forgot to clean the pus off of your mirror after popping all the zits on your chest. I have a suggestion for you - cut off one of your legs. You're lose 50 pounds and you'll finally be able to indulge your foot-fetish on someone that will never break your heart.

[violette829]

Originally posted by loseyourname Since every thread is being infected with insults anyway, I've decided to bring this back. Post your insults here.

Violette, if I shoved a flamethrower in your mouth, I think I could make a hot-air balloon out of you. Your IQ has a lot in common with xxxx Clark's age - no force in the known universe can raise it over 50.

I guess this is what happens when you don't get any for a while. It's okay loser, don't worry..I'm sure someone in the world loves you. BTW: I know Dan has some high expectations, but I think arvduskaxxx is still single...and he'll do anyone!! GOOD LUCK ADAM!

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by violette829 I guess this is what happens when you don't get any for a while.

I guess you are what happens when unintelligent, ugly women can't get any and turn to doing donkeys.