The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by clubbin714 Or will this be a one on one battle for once?

What's the matter, little girl? Are you scared? Just put on your pampers and join the party. I've got a warm bottle of milk for you, and if you're good, a fresh can of anti-idiot juice. Maybe the placebo effect will make you at least believe in yourself, even if it can't raise your IQ any higher than your age - 15 years ago.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by clubbin714 Sssflamesss I would but do you promise to call anonymous, spiral, jahanam and the rest of your friends to come back you up like they usually do?

Or will this be a one on one battle for once?

What the hell are you talking about, you babbling baboon? When have I ever done that?

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by clubbin714 Sssflamesss I would but do you promise to call anonymous, spiral, jahanam and the rest of your friends to come back you up like they usually do?

Or will this be a one on one battle for once?

I will also take this opportunity to challenge someone to a fight. I challenge you, yes you, Leslie Marmon Silko (read above to know who she is, and why I dislike her), to a one-on-one fight. And your other Native American writer buddies better not come to back you up either.





pssst.....clubbin: Jahannam doesn't post anymore. And she would always fight with Flames.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan The preceding post has been brought to you by

Wow, another one-liner plus pic. You're stepping up the ladder, patty. Now you're only one step below the sludge removed from raw sewage. Maybe if we feed you to sh*t-metabolizing bacteria, you can be made useful after all.

[clubbin714]

lol

[patlajan]

Originally posted by Baron Dants umm.....I'm going to take this opportunity to insult Leslie Marmon Silko, a native American short story writer.

Just what the hell is she talking about? Is it "cool" to write 2 page stories with no ending nor action? Did she ever stop to consider that some crazy english teach might have the brilliant idea to make her students write a 3 page analysis about her plotless ramblings?

akh....and as if that weren't enough, she's from ALBUQUERQUE.

Dish makesh me very angry! (Marvin the Martian).

You are one well rounded geek. You almost made a funny. Must the most exciting day for you since this happened:

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname Wow, another one-liner plus pic. You're stepping up the ladder, patty. Now you're only one step below the sludge removed from raw sewage. Maybe if we feed you to sh*t-metabolizing bacteria, you can be made useful after all.

I wonder how long it'll take me to find someone who thinks that's clever. I'll work on it and ger back to you. You insult to the human race.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Fadix Yet another idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the ideas.

Die in a napalm attack, dirt-for-brains. No wait, that's too good for you. Marry Jennifer Lopez.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by patlajan You are one well rounded geek. You almost made a funny. Must the most exciting day for you since this happened:

Ah yes....that was one great episode of star wars (?).

Now back to the more pressing topic of Leslie Marmon Silko. I just hate the way she starts the text with "They found him under a big cottonwood tree". Just plops us right in there...who's they? who's him? Just what the hell is her problem?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan I wonder how long it'll take me to find someone who thinks that's clever. I'll work on it and ger back to you. You insult to the human race.

You're as derivative as Milli-Vanilli and the Goo Goo Dolls locked in a battle to see who can be more derivative. You're an insult to Isaac Newton, the inventor of derivatives. In fact, you're probably not even human. You're probably a virus invented by Milli Vanilli and the Goo Goo Dolls that scours the internet stealing unclever one-liners from sci-fi convention forums and posting them here. Go away.