The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[clubbin714]

Here comes nice guy forum moderator Baron Dants to play mediator and suck up to popular forum members.

He then proceeds to win over everyone with his condescending attitude toward anyone the forum generally dislikes.

[Fadix]

Originally posted by loseyourname Die in a napalm attack, dirt-for-brains. No wait, that's too good for you. Marry Jennifer Lopez.

Is that what you can do best? If you're going to say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke. I just wondered if what you wrote is a conclusion or simply the place where you got tired of thinking. So I myself concluded that if I had wanted to talk to somebody with your IQ, I would be at the damn supermarket talking to the produce; but since they are closed by now, I am trying my chance with you.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname You're as derivative as Milli-Vanilli and the Goo Goo Dolls locked in a battle to see who can be more derivative. You're an insult to Isaac Newton, the inventor of derivatives. In fact, you're probably not even human. You're probably a virus invented by Milli Vanilli and the Goo Goo Dolls that scours the internet stealing unclever one-liners from sci-fi convention forums and posting them here. Go away.

You're an insparation to losers everywhere.

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by clubbin714 Here comes nice guy forum moderator Baron Dants to play mediator and suck up to popular forum members.

He then proceeds to win over everyone with his condescending attitude toward anyone the forum generally dislikes.

Quiet you. You're a waste of my time.

Isn't that right, Flames, Anonymouse, Violette, Spiral, CkBejug and Emil? han? han? Isn't it?

[clubbin714]

lol

[loseyourname]

Fadix, what the hell are you doing here? Did your application to wipe Joan Rivers' ass with your tongue get rejected again? You're like the Susan Lucci of internet forums, except you won't win. Your wit is so sharp, it might break if you tried to cut single-ply toilet paper with it.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan You're an insparation to losers everywhere.

Are you going for the world record of consecutive posts with a mispelled word? Or are you just an idiot like you seem?

[sSsflamesSs]

Loser, you're trying too hard. Let it flow, let logic be your guide. Gooosfraaabaaa...gooosfraaabaaa

[Fadix]

Originally posted by loseyourname Fadix, what the hell are you doing here? Did your application to wipe Joan Rivers' ass with your tongue get rejected again? You're like the Susan Lucci of internet forums, except you won't win. Your wit is so sharp, it might break if you tried to cut single-ply toilet paper with it.

Yeh true, that's because they decided you'de be a better candidate for the job. They thought your tongue could go deeper in the anal cavity.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Loser, you're trying too hard. Let it flow, let logic be your guide. Gooosfraaabaaa...gooosfraaabaaa

I've posted close to fifty insults in the time it's taken you to post five. Try another tactic - close your eyes, hold your hands out flat, and bang them against the keyboard. Whatever comes out can't be any worse than what already has.

P.S. Your new avatar is creeping me out. I want to set it on fire.