The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Fadix Yeh true, that's because they decided you'de be a better candidate for the job. They thought your tongue could go deeper in the anal cavities.

Are you trying to insult me for having a long tongue? Are you stupid, or did you just shove your finger a little too far up your nose? I suggest you trade in your current brain for a hunk of wood, then beat yourself to death with it.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname I've posted close to fifty insults in the time it's taken you to post five. Try another tactic - close your eyes, hold your hands out flat, and bang them against the keyboard. Whatever comes out can't be any worse than what already has.

P.S. Your new avatar is creeping me out. I want to set it on fire.

See loser, you don't understand the concept of "I couldn't give a sh!t". You've said it yourself, any attention you get fuels your fire. So why would I be trying to do that, huh, huh?? Oh by the way...you have greasy hair, shampoo much?

P.S. Then it would become a flaming eyeball - so everyone wins.

[sSsflamesSs]

Hey ClubbinKillaDude, you wussed out on me, man?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Oh by the way...you have greasy hair, shampoo much?

You have a big head. You can correct that by putting it in a vice and turning the little handle until you go unconscious.

[sSsflamesSs]

Go sniff some chlorine.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname Are you going for the world record of consecutive posts with a mispelled word? Or are you just an idiot like you seem?

Your problems make me sad.

[sSsflamesSs]

Wtf, you banned Clubbin? Why?

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Go sniff some chlorine.

Pluck out your eyelashes with a couple of branding irons.

[Fadix]

Originally posted by loseyourname Are you trying to insult me for having a long tongue? Are you stupid, or did you just shove your finger a little too far up your nose? I suggest you trade in your current brain for a hunk of wood, then beat yourself to death with it.

No! The only thing I was trying to do is to make you understand that if I wanted to hear from an xxxxxxx, I'd fart. But don't worry brains aren't everything, but unfortunately in your case they're nothing.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan Your problems make me sad.

Your problems make me glad I'm not you. In fact, a four year-old kid with muscular dystrophy and both legs missing should be glad he's not you. You insult like a preteen school girl. Whatever happened to you, patty? You used to be halfway clever. Now you're like a broken belt on a vacuum cleaner that didn't work in the first place.