The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname Pluck out your eyelashes with a couple of branding irons.

Immitate a lemming.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Fadix No! The only thing I was trying to do is to make you understand that if I wanted to hear from an xxxxxxx, I'd fart. But don't worry brains aren't everything, but unfortunately in your case they're nothing.

If I wanted to scare a pile of sh*t, I'd show it a picture of you. You've already posted the same insult to Dan. Be original or be you, or just be dead.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Immitate a lemming.

Swallow a couple hundred poison ivy seeds and some cow-maneuer fertilizer.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname Your problems make me glad I'm not you. In fact, a four year-old kid with muscular dystrophy and both legs missing should be glad he's not you. You insult like a preteen school girl. Whatever happened to you, patty? You used to be halfway clever. Now you're like a broken belt on a vacuum cleaner that didn't work in the first place.

I'm being gentle with you. If I say something mean you'll edit my post like the little girl that you are.

[sSsflamesSs]

Here's an idea. Pry your ass off of your chair and go take a breath of fresh air. You've been going at it nonstop. An occasional micturation break can't hurt either.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan I'm being gentle with you. If I say something mean you'll edit my post like the little girl that you are.

I see you have now slipped to the ultimate depths of unoriginality, ripping off an insult I just used about fifteen minutes ago. Try again; no wait, try jumping out a window instead.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by patlajan I'm being gentle with you. If I say something mean you'll edit my post like the little girl that you are.

He has a point there, loser. Make sure to put on some extra absorbent diapers in case you decide to micturate in your pants.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs He has a point there, loser. Make sure to put on some extra absorbent diapers in case you decide to micturate in your pants.

Are you two going to whine about moderation or are you going to insult me? Remember, this is the insult thread, not the "I'm a whiny little b*tch" thread. If pat can't insult without going after my race, then he's a pathetic sorry insult to pathetic sorry insults and he should stick to signing on once every couple days and posting a one-liner or two, like he usually does. Other than that, he should stay inside, shut the windows, and pray for a nuclear bomb.

[Fadix]

Originally posted by loseyourname If I wanted to scare a pile of sh*t, I'd show it a picture of you. You've already posted the same insult to Dan. Be original or be you, or just be dead.

If I wanted an ass replacement for the day I’ll borrow your face. But don’t worry, I love nature in spite of what it did to you; more particularly your face that a blind man could read in Braille.

[patlajan]

Originally posted by loseyourname I see you have now slipped to the ultimate depths of unoriginality, ripping off an insult I just used about fifteen minutes ago. Try again; no wait, try jumping out a window instead.

If I want your opinion I'll squeeze you with one hand like a toy until you squeak you sad skinny little man.