The Insult thread ( Archive candidate )

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname Are you two going to whine about moderation or are you going to insult me? Remember, this is the insult thread, not the "I'm a whiny little b*tch" thread. If pat can't insult without going after my race, then he's a pathetic sorry insult to pathetic sorry insults and he should stick to signing on once every couple days and posting a one-liner or two, like he usually does. Other than that, he should stay inside, shut the windows, and pray for a nuclear bomb.

Stop repeating yourself. Better yet, immerse yourself in gasoline, and go play with fire.

[loseyourname]

Did you just eat rocks and then throw up on the keyboard, or did you actually have to think about that one?

[xBaron Dants]

Originally posted by Fadix If I wanted an ass replacement for the day I’ll borrow your face. But don’t worry, I love nature in spite of what it did to you; more particularly your face that a blind man could read in Braille.

And if I wanted to read a short story, I'd CHOOSE my own author. Damn Leslie Marmon Silko.

[Fadix]

hmmm... it's late for me, I'm going to go to sleep. BTW nice thread.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Stop repeating yourself. Better yet, immerse yourself in gasoline, and go play with fire.

Slice your wrist and go for a swim in a shark tank. Better yet, just stop being. Period.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by Fadix hmmm... it's late for me, I'm going to go to sleep. BTW nice thread.

Sweet dreams, my man. If you should die before you wake, I pray the lord your body to feed to maggots.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname Slice your wrist and go for a swim in a shark tank. Better yet, just stop being. Period.

Go eat a McDonald's hamburger.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by sSsflamesSs Go eat a McDonald's hamburger.

I only eat out when the girl buys.

[loseyourname]

Originally posted by patlajan If I want your opinion I'll squeeze you with one hand like a toy until you squeak you sad skinny little man.

Well look who decided to grow a pair of balls. It's good to see you around lately. Good like it's good to have a chipped tooth fixed with a power sander.

[sSsflamesSs]

Originally posted by loseyourname I only eat out when the girl buys.

You sure? Positive?

That wasn't an invitation. Do you know what kind of meat they serve? *shudders*