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The Life and Times of Omniscient

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    The Life and Times of Omniscient

    I thought since my life is so random and weird and crazy and ummm whatever else I might as well start a journal because hey I'm bored.

    So it's 7:40 a.m. and I just got back from Irvine and I haven't slept yet got Cheesecake Factory last night and now I am up eating the "to go" I had left. I'm eating fettucine alfredo with chicken and shrimp and at 8 am that is a lot of oil and fat. I couldn't sleep at my friends place there so at 6 am I got up with the girl I was with and we drove back for 1:10 minutes and I finally got home and I had to take a piss and I had to fart the whooole way back but she was in my car so I couldn't. My room was freezing when I walked in so I had to wear a thermal and a sweater on top. Right now I feel good but I think I am going to go sleep soon.

    I realized if I had to type everything that happened from yesterday in the day time to night and up till now I would have a lot to type and I am passing out so until next time when I am more awake, the Omniscient chronicles will continue.
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    Amazing, engrossing, riveting! Your life is far too exciting to go undocumented.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by TomServo
      Amazing, engrossing, riveting! Your life is far too exciting to go undocumented.

      well said. doesnt it just make you wanna hang out with him and prevent him from ever farting?

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        So I have awoken now and I have to be at Burke Williams with my friend at 5 p.m. I will be taking 20 mg. of hydrocodone (Vicodin) as it will make the massage feel 100 X better. I will be back to inform the lovely Armenian Club community of what I will be doing at night as I know you all care about my life with a passion and need to know what I am doing.

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        • #5
          I say we staple his butt shut and feed him tons and tons of beans!

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          • #6
            http://www.livejournal.com/


            K tanx.

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            • #7
              Never fails! Always gotta have that one a**hole to just stomp on people's threads.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by K0nArtist
                http://www.livejournal.com/

                K tanx.
                I actually am a member on a diary site, but thank you for sharing that one. But in order to share stuff like this you need to have at least 100 posts, thank you. I have my fans here at Armenian Club that need to know what I am doing all the time but you are new here and do not know this and also because you are a con artist that poses as a moderator .

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by omniscient
                  new here and do not know this and also because you are a con artist that poses as a moderator .
                  Thats me.

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                  • #10
                    So I went to BJ's tonight to eat with my girl and my best friend and his fiancee. After we eat we go to my house and we had lost a bet so they had to put make up on us and take a picture not to mention they had wigs for us to wear. So now I am supposed to put that picture up on my page for 24 hours as my default picture and not to mention that something happened and I got into my first argument with her and after this happens then they got to put makeup on us which ticked me off a lot more. So I am just really pissed off right now and I don't think these faces do me justice ....

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