The Life and Times of Omniscient

[omniscient]

I thought since my life is so random and weird and crazy and ummm whatever else I might as well start a journal because hey I'm bored.

So it's 7:40 a.m. and I just got back from Irvine and I haven't slept yet got Cheesecake Factory last night and now I am up eating the "to go" I had left. I'm eating fettucine alfredo with chicken and shrimp and at 8 am that is a lot of oil and fat. I couldn't sleep at my friends place there so at 6 am I got up with the girl I was with and we drove back for 1:10 minutes and I finally got home and I had to take a piss and I had to fart the whooole way back but she was in my car so I couldn't. My room was freezing when I walked in so I had to wear a thermal and a sweater on top. Right now I feel good but I think I am going to go sleep soon.

I realized if I had to type everything that happened from yesterday in the day time to night and up till now I would have a lot to type and I am passing out so until next time when I am more awake, the Omniscient chronicles will continue.

[TomServo]

Amazing, engrossing, riveting! Your life is far too exciting to go undocumented.

[thedebutante]

Amazing, engrossing, riveting! Your life is far too exciting to go undocumented.

well said. doesnt it just make you wanna hang out with him and prevent him from ever farting?

[omniscient]

So I have awoken now and I have to be at Burke Williams with my friend at 5 p.m. I will be taking 20 mg. of hydrocodone (Vicodin) as it will make the massage feel 100 X better. I will be back to inform the lovely Armenian Club community of what I will be doing at night as I know you all care about my life with a passion and need to know what I am doing.

[violette829]

I say we staple his butt shut and feed him tons and tons of beans!

[K0nArtist]

http://www.livejournal.com/

K tanx.

[violette829]

Never fails! Always gotta have that one a**hole to just stomp on people's threads.

[omniscient]

http://www.livejournal.com/

K tanx.

I actually am a member on a diary site, but thank you for sharing that one. But in order to share stuff like this you need to have at least 100 posts, thank you. I have my fans here at Armenian Club that need to know what I am doing all the time but you are new here and do not know this and also because you are a con artist that poses as a moderator .

[K0nArtist]

new here and do not know this and also because you are a con artist that poses as a moderator .

Thats me.

[omniscient]

So I went to BJ's tonight to eat with my girl and my best friend and his fiancee. After we eat we go to my house and we had lost a bet so they had to put make up on us and take a picture not to mention they had wigs for us to wear. So now I am supposed to put that picture up on my page for 24 hours as my default picture and not to mention that something happened and I got into my first argument with her and after this happens then they got to put makeup on us which ticked me off a lot more. So I am just really pissed off right now and I don't think these faces do me justice ....