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    weird things

    Have you guys ever encountered anything or anyone that was really weird online or in person? I just came across some sites that I found to be odd...and left me scratching my head. Somethings on there were:

    are you drunk test
    http://www.marry-an-ugly-millionaire...ng-agency.com/

    discount babies







    Cultural Differences Explained:

    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
    Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

    Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
    Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
    Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.

    Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
    Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.
    Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
    Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.

    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
    Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
    Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
    Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

    Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
    Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
    Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
    Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

    Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
    Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
    Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
    Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get laid.

    Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
    Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
    Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
    Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

    Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
    Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
    Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
    Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

    Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
    Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
    Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
    Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.
    Last edited by sad_eyes; 05-26-2005, 09:48 PM.
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    Top Ten Sexually Tilted Lines In Star Wars





    "Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

    1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
    2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
    3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
    4. "Sorry about the mess..."
    5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
    7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
    8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
    9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
    10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"



    "Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

    1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
    2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
    4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
    7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
    8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
    9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"



    "Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

    1. "Rise, my friend."
    2. "Open the back door!"
    3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
    4. "It's just a dead animal..."
    5. "Not bad for a little furball."
    6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
    7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
    8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
    9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
    10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



    Top ten sexually tilted lines from the trilogy

    10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
    9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
    8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
    7. "I never knew I had it in me."
    6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
    5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
    4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
    3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
    2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
    1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

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    • #3
      That drunk test was meaningless. Useless. Stupid.

      Nice thread.

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