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  • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

    Originally posted by jgk3 View Post
    I showed a mormon my anatomy book and talked about how great it was. We discussed school, where he came from, if he liked it in Montreal, etc... I was basically interrogating him about his life. Then I inquired about their mission in my area, without giving him my number. So I left learning something, that they've infiltrated my area too.
    Here is a suggestion for any door to door sales people (religion or whatever): Invite them in but don't let them sit or touch anything, act suspicious and weird the whole time. Tell them you need to get some plastic sheeting before they sit on anything. If they stick around tell them you will listen to them if they first agree to participate in your ritual involving sacrifices.

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      • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

        Originally posted by jgk3 View Post
        I tell Mormons that I'm a prophet too.
        Next time ask them how many wives they will give you if you sign up.

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          that's a great idea gmd, thanks

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          • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

            Originally posted by One-Way View Post
            If I have a party, how many SoCal members from here would come?
            Are you the same guy that started a thread about having a party and killing everyone?

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            • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

              you know what's better, if I tell them that I am a terrible sinner whenever there is a full moon. I've killed people, robbed banks, vandalized churches and blown up cars. I often get shot at by cops, but it doesn't hurt very much unless I am in my human form, which is most of the time.

              I'd tell them that I did not mean to commit any of these sins, but I nonetheless wish for forgiveness and would like to know the whereabouts of their mission/church so that I could do my repentance. I'd add, finally, "I am such a good person most of the time, however I just lose the desire to peaceful during that time of the month, much like many women do."
              Last edited by jgk3; 01-14-2009, 12:20 PM.

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              • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

                Originally posted by jgk3 View Post
                you know what's better, if I tell them that I am a terrible sinner whenever there is a full moon. I've killed people, robbed banks, vandalized churches and blown up cars. I often get shot at by cops, but it doesn't hurt very much unless I am in my human form.

                I'd tell them that I did not mean to commit any of these sins, but I nonetheless wish for forgiveness and would like to know the whereabouts of their mission/church so that I could do my repentance.
                I like the way your mind works.

                If they dare disturb your home then they deserve anything you can dish out.

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                • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

                  Originally posted by gmd View Post
                  Next time ask them how many wives they will give you if you sign up.
                  LOL hey I was going to say that.. LOL.. tell them you believe in polygamy

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                  • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

                    Originally posted by gmd View Post
                    Are you the same guy that started a thread about having a party and killing everyone?
                    Nevermind I take back my "I will come" LOL...

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                    • Re: Ankap - Bicycles and Hamburgers

                      A Georgian folk song...performed by tribal Africans?!?! hahaha

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