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  • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

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    • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

      *Crickets Chirping.

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      • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

        Hey guys what's going on?

        Nothing much, just kicking the bucket.

        You mean kicking the xxxx?

        No, kicking the bucket, we're getting ready to die.

        Oh, must be depressing.

        It isn't you idiot.

        Oh Sorry, didn't mean to offend.

        Nobody cares about what you meant.

        Someone must.

        No one does.

        You Sure? How do you know?

        Because I'm you and I know how I've been treated all my life.

        Oh wow, I see.

        STFU you stupid xxxx and go make me a sandwich. Don't make hit a xxxxx.

        I don't see the need for the rough talk. We're out of Bread and Cheese, I can't make you a sandwich.

        What do you think the supermarket is for?

        I haven't got a single dime.

        What do you think robbery is for?

        I'm afraid of jail.

        xxxxx.

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        • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

          I'd like to make a toast to dear legend, Michael Jackson.

          ::Tips glass in air::

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          • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

            Harry walked quietly through the room caressing the carpet with his toes. Making too much noise would disrupt his own thoughts. Those thoughts floating around in his head like electric eels in a bathtub. He almost couldn't take it. His sanity depended on him not taking his own thoughts too seriously. But for how long could he go on like this? Was he built for this? Harry tried distancing himself from himself by referring to himself in the third person. Maybe talking about Harry like he wasn't Harry would be distraction enough for the night. Maybe morning would come before he knew it and he'd be back to normal again. The sun always brings people back to normal. Like a giant tablet of Prozac in the sky, as he would often say to people at work. ~ Muhaha

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            • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

              Positive vibes, positive taught

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              • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

                Last night I had a weird dream that I met One-Way's girlfriend. I swear. She was extremely nice to me and I have a clear vision of what she looks like. She was wearing a cool vintage dress, shades of light pink, beige, and light browns, that I happened to like. I just wish my dream didn't end so soon so that I would have been able to ask where she bought it.

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                • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

                  Originally posted by iFemale View Post
                  Last night I had a weird dream that I met One-Way's girlfriend. I swear. She was extremely nice to me and I have a clear vision of what she looks like. She was wearing a cool vintage dress, shades of light pink, beige, and light browns, that I happened to like. I just wish my dream didn't end so soon so that I would have been able to ask where she bought it.
                  LOL wow
                  dreaming about a HyeClub members girlfriend lol.
                  Positive vibes, positive taught

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                  • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

                    Originally posted by PepsiAddict View Post
                    LOL wow
                    dreaming about a HyeClub members girlfriend lol.
                    Believe me, it was more weird to me than it seems.
                    It's not like I can control these things, it just came to me.

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                    • Re: Ankap! Never hold a belching contest with a cow.

                      Thats fine LOL
                      Positive vibes, positive taught

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