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anyway, i thought responding to siamanto's mindless chatter may provide some entertainment value for me but i soon discovered that it actually makes me wanna go watch tv, which is the exact opposite.
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A change of topic:
The bastards at the US embassy in Moscow didn't let my mom come to visit me. In place of a heart they have a rulebook and in place of feelings they have a outline of risks.
If anyone knows some people inside the INS, please let me know. I miss my mommy.Comment
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she needs to tell them that it's your wedding and she cant miss it.Comment
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Ya but he needs to prove that it actually is his wedding.
I can design a fake invitation for you, and you can rent a midget, at rentamidget.com incase they want photo proof of your involvment with whomever. They also want proof from the church I think...Comment
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"Ring Bearers, Flower Girls, Bachelor Parties!!!
With wedding season coming up, why not hire a little person to be the ring bearer, flower girl or Bachelor Party Security for your wedding!!! Call for details!
(left) Don our 4'7" 250 lb little guy will see to it that the groom's secrets are safe with him."
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That would be perfect. I actually have a fetish for little people. She'd have to be hot though ... and Armenian.Originally posted by spiralComment
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I'm not sure if the site provides Armenian midgets. Armenian midgets are rare.Comment
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it's actually pretty easy to get in with that excuse and getting the proof shouldnt be so hardComment
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hanelouk:
Galis antes parvoum e,
arants avel avlum e
votker chuni souroum e
beran chuni souloum e:Comment
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Look at this one people.
Brings back memories!
Kamin ou Manushak@
Kamin asav manushakin.
--Ari tanem kez aysteghits,
Tanem tsover’ jinj, luseghen:
Tsaghikn asav’ es kmernem,
Ete ktres indz mayr hoghen:
Ch-havatats kartses kamin,
Ktrets tarav tsaghikn angin,
Bayts nouyn pahin ir dzerki mej
Merats tesav manushakin:
--shiraz.Comment
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