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  • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

    Originally posted by karoaper
    ankap anekdot part II

    vec@ tnic gnuma bar harpelu, chanaparin innina handipum, asuma, "ape, karogha gites te acrobat es, hel@ normal kayli".

    good to see you as ankap as me hahahaha now I know we get on well.

    Kar jan, we were having tequillas the other night kez hishetsi dont know why

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    • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

      Originally posted by Crissy
      and this is the second post

      how you going? haven't seen you in a while.
      Me? Wow. If it IS me, thanks for caring!...or...noticing, at least. I'm...recovering from being pissed. DAMMIT, WHY DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING?!!! *breakdown for attention here* Now I'm just tired. I should go to bed. I have a new assignment through the staffing agency and I have to wake up at 0600 to get ready and make the hour-plus drive to be there by 0800. The longest a temp has ever been there has been 2 weeks -- THAT's not intimidating.... ....Is this too much information for everybody?

      Anyway, Hi, how are you? ...WAIT! NO!!! I KNOW this one. You ready?:

      Parev, inch beses?

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      • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

        There's a voodoo mojo brewin' at the go-go.

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        • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

          Long way to go until 333

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          • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

            You just got to page 96 for me.
            this post = teh win.

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            • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

              Question...have you guys had any problems mailing something to Armenia (i.e it didn't get to the addressee or something was missing, etc etc)?

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              • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

                Let me see that thong.

                I haven't, but, I haven't mailed anything to over there. I know that that's the main reason that people don't mail important things over there or, even if it's not important, they will take the items over with them when they go and personally deliver them, so they know that they get to the person intended.

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                • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

                  Before He Cheats




                  Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond xxxxx,
                  and she's probably getting frisky...
                  right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

                  Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

                  And he don't know...

                  That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
                  carved my name into his leather seat...
                  I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
                  slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

                  And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

                  Right now, she's probably up singing some
                  white-trash version of Shania karoke..
                  Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
                  and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
                  Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo...
                  And he don't know...

                  That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
                  carved my name into his leather seat,
                  I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
                  slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

                  And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

                  I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
                  Cause the next time that he cheats...

                  Oh, you know it won't be on me!

                  Ohh... not on me...
                  Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
                  carved my name into his leather seat...
                  I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
                  slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

                  Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

                  Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

                  Ohh... before he cheats...

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                  • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

                    Lost my job, came home mad
                    Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad
                    She said I can go to work until you find another job
                    I thought I like the sound of that
                    Watch TV and take long naps
                    Go from a hand working dad to being Mr. Mom

                    Well
                    Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
                    Crayons go up one drawer higher
                    Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
                    Breakfast, six naps at nine
                    There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
                    Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
                    Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
                    Mr. Mom

                    Football, soccer and ballet
                    Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
                    And there's that shopping list she left
                    That's seven pages long
                    How much smoke can one stove make
                    The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
                    It's more than any maid can take
                    Being Mr. Mom

                    Well
                    Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
                    Crayons go up one drawer higher
                    Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time
                    Breakfast, six naps at nine
                    There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
                    Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
                    Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
                    Mr.Mom

                    Before I fall in bed tonight
                    If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
                    I'm gonna look just one more time

                    'Cause
                    Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
                    Crayons go up one drawer higher
                    Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time
                    Breakfast, six naps at nine
                    There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
                    Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
                    Been crazy all day long
                    Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
                    Mr.Mom

                    Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills
                    Thought there was nothing to it
                    Baby, now I know how you feel
                    What I don't know is how you do it

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                    • Re: The Ankap Thread - Goal of 2006 - 333 Pages

                      Baby Girl


                      They say this town the stars stay up all night,
                      well I don't know, can't see em,
                      through glow of the neon lights
                      well its a long way from here,
                      to the place where the home fires burn,
                      well its two thousand miles and one left turn...

                      [Chorus:]
                      Dear Mom and Dad please send money,
                      I'm so broke that it ain't funny,
                      well I dont need much just enough to get me through,
                      please dont worry cause I'm alright,
                      see I'm playing here at the bar tonight
                      well in this town I'm going to make our dreams come true.
                      well I love you more than anything in the world,
                      Love your baby girl

                      black top, blue skies big town full of little white lies,
                      everybodys your friend, you can never be sure,
                      they'll promise fancy cars and diamond rings and all sorts of shiny things,
                      but girl you'll remember what your knees are for

                      [Chorus:]
                      Dear Mom and Dad please send money,
                      I'm so broke that it ain't funny,
                      well I dont need much just enough to get me through,
                      please dont worry cause I'm alright,
                      see I'm playing here at the bar tonight
                      well in this town I'm going to make our dreams come true.
                      well I love you more than anything in the world,
                      love your baby girl

                      I know that I'm on my way,
                      I can tell everytime I play,
                      I'll know that it's worth all the dues I payed when I can write to you and say:

                      Dear Mom and Dad I'll send money
                      I'm so rich that it ain't funny
                      well it ought to be more than enough to get you through
                      please dont worry becasue I'm alright
                      see I'm staying here at the Ritz tonight
                      what do ya know it made our dreams come true
                      and there are fancy cars and diamond rings
                      but you know that they dont mean a thing
                      cause they all add up to nothing compared to you,
                      well remember me in ribbons and curls,
                      I still love you more than anything in the world,
                      Love your baby girl

                      Your baby girl
                      (Dear Mom and Dad please send money,
                      I'm so broke that it ain't funny,
                      well I dont need much just enough to get me through)
                      Your baby girl
                      (please dont worry cause I'm alright,
                      see I'm playing here at the bar tonight
                      -dreams come true.)

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