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  • #7341
    Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

    The entrance of Freaky's mother's bedroom:

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    • #7342
      Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

      Freaky as a baby...

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      • #7343
        Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

        One of these men could be Freaky's dad:

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        • #7344
          Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

          That's right you were not the offspring of a heterosexual male and your mother, your mother procreated with a wildebeest. She prefers animals to men.
          Between childhood, boyhood,
          adolescence
          & manhood (maturity) there
          should be sharp lines drawn w/
          Tests, deaths, feats, rites
          stories, songs & judgements

          - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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          • #7345
            Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

            Originally posted by freakyfreaky View Post
            That would never happen, Cruiser, my mom likes heterosexual males. Have fun on Fire Island this weekend Cruiser.
            Classic!

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            • #7346
              Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

              Hi Freaky,

              If your mother is having a birthday soon, I found the perfect gift for her...

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              • #7347
                Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

                What is classic is that you don't deny you are a sausage smoker who is visiting Fire Island this weekend.

                When Cruiser grows up, he wants to be the Indian Chief in The Village People.

                Squid!

                My mom is heterosexual. What's wrong with that, fruitcake. You need to go open up a dictionary and read the definition for heterosexual because you are so far removed from that concept that you don't even know what it means.

                Heterosexual. A person sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "straight."

                OMG, my mom is a heterosexual. Thank god!!

                You know, I used to think that the Axis of Stupidity was comprised of at least three, separately incorrigible individuals the likes of Armenian, Virgil and Cruiser but now I think these guys are actually one person with many different accounts here.

                Same style of bullshiat.

                Thought sausage, Panic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXlJLhypzFQ

                Lyrics by Widespread Panic. http://www.everydaycompanion.com/lyr...ht_sausage.asp

                Thought Sausage

                Transcribed by: Justin Kaiser
                Bobby Evans
                Scott Holcomb


                Thought sausage fallen through your head
                Bits and pieces hanging in the shed
                Churnin' out links on the other side
                Cut 'em up again and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce

                Mama's gumbo, silky fine
                Papa's birthday, takin' up time
                Tight little secret from my mama's side,
                Use a little secret and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce, stir it

                Mama said "back out the kitchen 'til I'm good and ready
                Stuff ain't ready yet!"

                Mama's gumbo, bubblin' time,
                Aw, little baby, sittin' to the side
                Matter of the spatter just makin' him cry
                Swipe a little drop of it and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce

                Thought sausage smokin' in the shed
                Tickle in the kitchen just losin' that head
                Laughin' out loud at supper time
                One more taste and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce, stir it

                Mama said "get out the kitchen, daddy, 'til I'm good and ready
                This stuff ain't ready yet!"

                Mama said "get out the kitchen, daddy, 'til I'm good and ready
                Just come and get it!"

                Mama said "come on in this kitchen, daddy, 'cause I'm good and ready
                Come on and get it!"
                Last edited by freakyfreaky; 07-11-2008, 10:20 PM.
                Between childhood, boyhood,
                adolescence
                & manhood (maturity) there
                should be sharp lines drawn w/
                Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                stories, songs & judgements

                - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                • #7348
                  Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

                  Originally posted by freakyfreaky View Post
                  That would never happen, Cruiser, my mom likes heterosexual males. Have fun on Fire Island this weekend Cruiser.
                  You can call me gay all day long...it's all fun and games. But, you cannot take back that you said you're mother likes "males" (i.e. plural - men - not your biological father). Essentially, you inadvertently admitted that your family is broken (you may even be a bastard - literally) and you mother is not monogamous.

                  Anyway, thanks for f'ing up and letting me know about your f'd up family life. It explains a lot concerning your dysfunctional personality.
                  Last edited by crusader1492; 07-12-2008, 05:52 PM.

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                  • #7349
                    Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

                    Anonymouse... please ban them!!

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                    • #7350
                      Re: The Saloon: Enter at your own risk

                      Originally posted by One-Way View Post
                      Anonymouse... please ban them!!
                      Now why would you want to have me banned?
                      This is the "Saloon" remember?

                      Enter at your own risk.

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