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[crusader1492]

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The entrance of Freaky's mother's bedroom:

[crusader1492]

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Freaky as a baby...

[crusader1492]

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One of these men could be Freaky's dad:

[freakyfreaky]

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That's right you were not the offspring of a heterosexual male and your mother, your mother procreated with a wildebeest. She prefers animals to men.

[crusader1492]

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That would never happen, Cruiser, my mom likes heterosexual males. Have fun on Fire Island this weekend Cruiser.

Classic!

[crusader1492]

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Hi Freaky,

If your mother is having a birthday soon, I found the perfect gift for her...

[freakyfreaky]

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What is classic is that you don't deny you are a sausage smoker who is visiting Fire Island this weekend.

When Cruiser grows up, he wants to be the Indian Chief in The Village People.

Squid!

My mom is heterosexual. What's wrong with that, fruitcake. You need to go open up a dictionary and read the definition for heterosexual because you are so far removed from that concept that you don't even know what it means.

Heterosexual. A person sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "straight."

OMG, my mom is a heterosexual. Thank god!!

You know, I used to think that the Axis of Stupidity was comprised of at least three, separately incorrigible individuals the likes of Armenian, Virgil and Cruiser but now I think these guys are actually one person with many different accounts here.

Same style of bullshiat.

Thought sausage, Panic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXlJLhypzFQ

Lyrics by Widespread Panic. http://www.everydaycompanion.com/lyr...ht_sausage.asp

Thought Sausage

Transcribed by: Justin Kaiser
Bobby Evans
Scott Holcomb


Thought sausage fallen through your head
Bits and pieces hanging in the shed
Churnin' out links on the other side
Cut 'em up again and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce

Mama's gumbo, silky fine
Papa's birthday, takin' up time
Tight little secret from my mama's side,
Use a little secret and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce, stir it

Mama said "back out the kitchen 'til I'm good and ready
Stuff ain't ready yet!"

Mama's gumbo, bubblin' time,
Aw, little baby, sittin' to the side
Matter of the spatter just makin' him cry
Swipe a little drop of it and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce

Thought sausage smokin' in the shed
Tickle in the kitchen just losin' that head
Laughin' out loud at supper time
One more taste and stir it in the sauce, stir it in the sauce, stir it

Mama said "get out the kitchen, daddy, 'til I'm good and ready
This stuff ain't ready yet!"

Mama said "get out the kitchen, daddy, 'til I'm good and ready
Just come and get it!"

Mama said "come on in this kitchen, daddy, 'cause I'm good and ready
Come on and get it!"

[crusader1492]

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That would never happen, Cruiser, my mom likes heterosexual males. Have fun on Fire Island this weekend Cruiser.

You can call me gay all day long...it's all fun and games. But, you cannot take back that you said you're mother likes "males" (i.e. plural - men - not your biological father). Essentially, you inadvertently admitted that your family is broken (you may even be a bastard - literally) and you mother is not monogamous.

Anyway, thanks for f'ing up and letting me know about your f'd up family life. It explains a lot concerning your dysfunctional personality.

[One-Way]

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Anonymouse... please ban them!!

[crusader1492]

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Anonymouse... please ban them!!

Now why would you want to have me banned?
This is the "Saloon" remember?

Enter at your own risk.