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  • #21
    Elvis

    Originally posted by One-Way
    .....
    Viva Las Vegas! (You have to really read and think about the words, otherwise it will sound like lyrics.) I give this puzzle, little by little... Let me know if you've figured it out, though.

    The gentleman caller in the blue suede shoes
    He don't know what to do
    He just wants to look good for you
    --Good Time, Counting Crows

    Elvis is my god…
    --Codeword Elvis, Police

    I don’t believe Elvis is dead.
    --Everything Zen, Bush

    Who in the hell d'you think you are
    A super star
    Well, right you are…

    Instant Karma's gonna get you
    Gonna knock you off your feet
    Better recognize your brothers
    Ev'ryone you meet

    Why in the world are we here
    Surely not to live in pain and fear
    Why on earth are you there
    When you're ev'rywhere
    Come and get your share
    --Instant Karma, John Lennon

    She’s a good girl. Loves her mama. Loves Jesus and America too…
    She’s a good girl. She’s crazy ‘bout Elvis.
    --Petty, Freefallin’


    Put on my blue suede shoes
    And I boarded the plane…

    Then I'm walking in Memphis…

    Saw the ghost of Elvis
    On Union Avenue
    Followed him up to the gates of Graceland
    Then I watched him walk right through…

    But there's a pretty little thing
    Waiting for the King
    Down in the Jungle Room

    And I sang with all my might
    And she said;
    "Tell me are you a Christian child?"
    And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"

    --Marc Cohn, Graceland

    I’m looking at ghosts and empties
    But I’ve reason to believe
    We all will be received
    In Graceland

    There is a girl in New York City
    Who calls herself the human xxxxxoline
    And sometimes when I’m falling, flying
    Or tumbling in turmoil I say
    Oh, so this is what she means
    She means we’re bouncing into Graceland

    Paul Simon, Graceland

    She'll turn her music on you
    You won't have to think twice
    She's pure as New York snow
    She's got Bette Davis eyes…

    All the boys think she's a spy
    She's got Bette Davis eyes
    --Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes

    American girls are weather and noise…
    playin the changes for all of the boys.
    --American Girls, Countin’ Crows

    Music the great communicator.
    --Can’t Stop, Chili Peppers

    We’re on this musical mission to help the others listen.
    --Rage


    Earth Angel, Earth Angel
    Will you be mine
    --Earth Angel, Elvis

    Elvis is still the King…

    Elvis is everywhere, man!
    He's in everything.
    He's in everybody...

    Elvis is in your jeans.
    He's in your cheesburgers
    Elvis is in Nutty Buddies!
    Elvis is in your mom!
    --Elvis is everywhere, Mojo Nixon

    What I got you got to give it in your mama.
    --Give it away, Chili Peppers
    I am you and you are me
    Why's that such a mystery?
    If you want it you got to believe
    Who are we? We're who we are
    Riding on the great big star
    We've got to stand up if we're gonna be free yeah…

    The Son of God is in our face
    Offering us eternal grace
    If you want it you've got to believe
    'Cause being free is a state of mind.

    --Believe, Lenny Kravitz

    Most people think,
    Great God will come from the skies,
    Take away everything
    And make everybody feel high.
    But if you know what life is worth,
    You will look for yours on earth:
    And now you see the light,
    You stand up for your rights. Jah!…

    Get up, stand up! (So we can't give up the fight!)
    Stand up for your rights! (Lord, Lord!)

    We sick an' tired of-a your ism-skism game -
    Dyin' 'n' goin' to heaven in-a Jesus' name, Lord.
    We know when we understand:
    Almighty God is a living man.
    You can fool some people sometimes,
    But you can't fool all the people all the time.
    --Marley, Get up, stand up!

    Cuz i tell you she's cool, she's devine
    --Lady, Lenny Kravitz

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    • #22
      Re: Sexism and jokes

      ....

      wtf???

      ...
      this forummmmmmm is NOTHING with out meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee







      hooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!


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      • #23
        Re: Sexism and jokes

        Originally posted by 1womanARMY
        [FONT="Georgia"]....

        wtf???

        ...
        I couldn't read most of anything you said, but a bunch of symbols...

        Something for people to know is: Where there is a 'God the father' there is also a 'God the mother.' (Though, that has not been the emphasis of 'religion,' during patriarichial times.)
        Last edited by Anahita; 03-16-2006, 08:05 PM.

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