Clubbin714 Dies, No-Shows Funeral...........

[SpeakEnglishOrDie]

Armo forum douchebag, Clubbin714 reached for his final gasp of air and kicked the bucket not too long ago due to intestinal blockage and testicular inversion. All who attended the funeral had the opportunity to relive the remnants of his dejected legacy but were turned away since the event was postponed until further notice. Rather than squealing and sobbing, the funeral attendees instead hugged, slapped each other with high-fives, rushed home, quit their day jobs and halted the earth's rotation. God himself has issued an official statement, assuring all that exists that the earth will remain immobile until his psychiatrists can successfully coax his tormented anima out of the medical examiner's office and into his casket. In light of Clubbin714's funeral postponement, several other ArmoClub forum members have begun assembling their own suicide/funeral combination packages just for their own publicity. "I knew Clubbin would flake out on his own funeral," said AnonyMack. He also mentioned that HyeGlass, Doblobo, and Jihadnam, are also planning on a legitimate funeral as well. Funeral directors across the nation are up in arms, livid over Clubbin's refusal to commit to his obligation of death and burial. Apparently they had reserved some spot out in Orange County, yet if he reschedules again he'll be lucky if he gets buried next to Lassie behind the 7/11 on Sepulveda.

[Dorobo]

NO ONE LIKES YOU xxxxTARD. KILL YOURSELF.

[Genocide]

hahahhahahaha

[jahannam]

hahahhahahaha

and which part of this thread is that funny?

[clubbin714]

ttt

[xBaron Dants]

I disagree clubbin, this thread should have just died away...

dang, i encouraged it to go back to the top, didn't I?

[gorsenvadz]

a lot of hating goin on....no? lol

[omniscient]

you made it go back up to the top again NO (lol). oh wait so did I, isnt that Viiierd