If you could be...

[xBaron Dants]

a stripper's pole.

[sSsflamesSs]

a stripper's pole.

I do believe that male strippers also exist.

[xBaron Dants]

haha, they use poles too? dang, I should've elaborated...

a FEMALE stripper's pole then. Actually, I'll elaborate some more. A female stripper between the ages of 18 and 25, who is not wrinkly, hairy, smelly, and has not had a sex-change. Also, she must not have any weird extra body parts, nor huge feet.

Anything I missed?

[sSsflamesSs]

Anything I missed?

If you did, I wouldn't want to discuss it. :shock:

Hehehe.

[xBaron Dants]

Haha, good point flames....now let's find that stripper!

[sSsflamesSs]

Good luck.

Oh, and Baron, if you haven't already noticed, we finally got our EDIT button! (No, you didn't make any mistakes , just wanted to let you know if you hadn't yet noticed).

[xBaron Dants]

Hah! An inteligant persson liek me dosn't need an edit buton! Moohahahaha!

[sSsflamesSs]

Hah! An inteligant persson liek me dosn't need an edit buton! Moohahahaha!

Please forgive me for doubting your intelligence, my bad.

[patlajan]

Hah! An inteligant persson liek me dosn't need an edit buton! Moohahahaha!

Oh I get it.

[sSsflamesSs]

Hah! An inteligant persson liek me dosn't need an edit buton! Moohahahaha!

Had you used the edit button, you could have spelled "like" correctly.

Somebody didn't get the point of the misspellings, all 5 of them (not just 'like').