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  • Re: elegy

    Originally posted by arabaliozian View Post
    A hundred years ago we were slaves.
    We are now slaves of former slaves.
    #
    #
    Ara

    Former slaves tend to want to become slave masters

    What is the way forward?

    Democratic institutions in Armenia are weak - Armenia has no tradition of democracy

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    • Re: elegy

      Thursday, July 14, 2011
      *****************************************
      ON KEMAL (III)
      ********************
      In asserting the reality of the Armenian genocide
      I am not relying on Armenian historians and
      eyewitness accounts by foreign diplomats and observers,
      but Kemal’s own treatment of the perpetrators.
      So that when brainwashed Turks call Armenians liars,
      they unknowingly also apply the same label on Kemal,
      who may indeed have been one
      but not in his treatment of the Ittihadist criminals.
      The only other alternative is accusing Kemal
      of gross incompetence, not to say criminal conduct,
      in his persecution, prosecution, and execution
      of high-ranking military and political leaders
      whose actions were based on the firm belief that
      they were following orders and acting
      in the best interest of the nation.
      Because if these gentlemen were innocent,
      as Turkish denialists maintain,
      then it goes without saying that
      Kemal got away with murder.
      #
      Friday, July 15, 2011
      *****************************************
      NOTES / COMMENTS
      ******************************
      Every day something happens to remind me
      that I am not the center of the universe
      and every day I choose to ignore the evidence.
      *
      You may have noticed that
      people are more willing to help you
      if in the process they can also help themselves.
      *
      Originality: to be unpredictable and inevitable at the same time.
      *
      Everybody wants to be rich and famous.
      I have come to terms with my own obscurity and poverty
      because I see no merit in being like everyone else.
      *
      The ambition of all authority figures is
      to appear infallible in the same way that
      the ambition of every scarecrow is to terrorize.
      *
      Freud's grand-daughter is reported to have said:
      "The 20th Century produced two major charlatans:
      Hitler and Freud."
      My first thought:
      Her legal claim on the Freud estate
      and a fraction of his royalties must have been rejected
      by a court of law.
      (In this connection see also Aram Saroyan's memoir
      of his father, LAST RITES).
      #
      Saturday, July 16, 2011
      *****************************************
      RE-READING TOYNBEE
      ********************************************
      ON OUR FAVORITE SPORT:
      THE BLAME-GAME
      **********************************
      “It is always easier both intellectually and morally, to debit one’s ills to the account of some outside agency than to ascribe the responsibility to oneself.”
      *
      ON UNDERSTANDING
      *********************************
      “Comprehension sometimes consists in just a correct understanding of questions that are unanswerable.”
      *
      CONNECTIONS
      ********************************
      “Every human being now alive has links, however tenuous, not only with every one of his contemporaries, but also with every other human being that ever lived.”
      *
      “In this sense human history is one single seamless web, and any dissection of it is an arbitrary misrepresentation of Reality.”
      *
      ON WAR
      *******************
      “It is part of the nature of war, once started, to get out of hand; and many belligerents who have made war ‘justly’ at the start have drifted into commission of injustice before the end of the story.”
      *
      ON REFORM
      ***********************
      “I do not know of any human society in which drastic social reform has not been overdue at every stage of its history.”
      *
      ON IRREVERANCE
      ******************************
      “I am convinced that irreverence, where irreverence is due, is one of the cardinal virtues.”
      *
      ON DEATH
      *****************************
      “Death limits life’s liabilities. This boon that death confers is supremely valuable, and ought therefore to be immensely consoling.”
      #

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      • Re: elegy

        Sunday, July 17, 2011
        *****************************************
        IDEAS
        ********************************************
        There are synonymous ideas as surely
        as there are synonymous words.
        Case in point:
        Saint-Simon: “My self-esteem has always increased
        in direct proportion to the damage
        I was doing to my reputation.”
        Tolstoy: “The higher I rise in the eyes of the world,
        the lower I sink in my own.”
        *
        People with money assume they are wiser
        because if they don’t know or understand something
        they can always hire someone who does.
        *
        I have two kinds of critics:
        those who say I am wrong when I am right,
        and those who tell me I am useless
        and reading me is a waste of time.
        Both agree on one thing:
        I should be more positive by adopting them
        as my role models.
        #
        Monday, July 18, 2011
        *****************************************
        NOTES & COMMENTS
        ********************************************
        LIES
        ***************
        The easiest lies to expose
        are the ones we have ourselves professed in the past.
        *
        MACHO ETIQUETTE
        *****************************
        Hemingway’s last wife writes in a letter that
        whenever she wanted to talk to him about a problem,
        he would say: "I haven’t got time.
        I have to go xxxx now."
        *
        HONESTY
        **********************
        If you decide to be honest
        be prepared to acquire mortal enemies.
        *
        KNOWLEDGE
        ****************
        Compared to what we don’t know,
        what we know is such a tiny fraction that
        we might as well be blind, deaf and dumb.
        When Socrates said "The only thing I know
        is that I don’t know," he was not being ironic,
        he was stating a fact.
        #
        Tuesday, July 19, 2011
        *****************************************
        HUBRIS & NEMESIS
        ********************************************
        Nemesis has finally caught up
        with Robert Murdoch’s hubris.
        We can now look forward
        to the disintegration of his media empire
        as fervently as the civilized world looked forward
        to the disintegration of the Ottoman Empire
        in the second half of the 19th Century.
        *
        My Turkish readers may not be aware of the fact
        that at one point their diplomats
        offered to apologize for their crimes against humanity
        (i.e. the Genocide) provided
        no further demands were made on them.
        The Armenians rejected the offer
        on the grounds that it would allow the Turks
        to get away with murder.
        *
        If a World War III is ever declared,
        I have every reason to suspect
        the Turks will do to the Kurds
        what they did to the Armenians during World War I.
        That’s the problem with people
        who get away with something.
        They invariably come back to get away with more.
        Which is what happened within Murdoch’s empire:
        first they bribed a lowly cop or bureaucrat
        and when they got away with it,
        they went all the way to the top --
        the head of Scotland Yard and the Prime Minister.
        #
        Wednesday, July 20, 2011
        *****************************************
        COMEUPPANCE
        ********************************************
        If Talaat was innocent,
        why did he run away to Berlin
        where he met the fate of a mad dog?
        *
        As for Kemal: he died as an alcoholic,
        which amounts to saying,
        he condemned himself to death
        by self-administered alcohol poisoning.
        *
        If some Turks hate Armenians
        it’s because “it is characteristic of the human mind
        to hate those he has injured” (Tacitus).
        *
        If “I think therefore I am,”
        it follows
        “If I don’t think therefore I am not”
        or I exist only on a subhuman level,
        which amounts to the same thing.
        #

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        • Re: elegy

          Thursday, July 21, 2011
          *****************************************
          TWO QUESTIONS,
          ONE ANSWER
          ********************************************
          Can you name a country
          whose most profitable export has been war?
          *
          Can you name a country
          whose greatest source of wealth has been
          the indiscriminate slaughter of unarmed civilians?
          *
          The trouble with brainwashing people is that
          you may be successful only with your own.
          *
          One reason Kemal has acquired heroic stature in Turkey
          is that his predecessors were infinitely worse.
          *
          Wilkie Collins: “Nothing in this world is hidden forever.”
          *
          Sooner or later all Big Lies are exposed.
          *
          There are no hiding places from the truth.
          #
          Friday, July 22, 2011
          *****************************************
          RIFF-RAFF
          ********************************************
          In my youth I was so abysmally naïve
          that I believed I could count
          on the support, friendship, and understanding
          of the very same individuals
          who were in the business of oppressing the people.
          But then, in what way was I different from Zohrab,
          one of the smartest Armenians that ever lived,
          who thought he could count on Talaat’s friendship?
          *
          Man will always invent an ideology or belief system
          that will justify criminal conduct.
          Which amounts to saying,
          he will find a way to speak in the name of god
          and do the devil’s work.
          #
          Saturday, July 23, 2011
          *****************************************
          RIFF-RAFF / II
          ********************************************
          A headline in my morning paper reads:
          “James Murdoch on hot seat.”
          And why?
          Because he may have lied
          when he testified before a parliamentary committee.
          So what else is new?
          Everybody lies – from muggers to presidents.
          If everybody lies, it follows,
          nobody sees anything wrong in lying to liars.
          That’s why Turks have been lying for a hundred years
          and they will continue to lie to the end of time.
          #

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          • Re: elegy

            Sunday, July 24, 2011
            *****************************************
            ON POWER
            ********************************************
            Power means first and foremost
            the power to justify that which cannot be justified –
            from dividing the community
            to committing genocide.
            *
            Power allows the insane to accuse the sane of insanity.
            *
            My answer to those who question my habit
            of posting critical comments on open forums:
            If I am wrong, they can correct me.
            If they are wrong, they should correct themselves.
            *
            Power means to view disagreement as a capital offense.
            *
            The first and most important measure
            of all powerful men
            is to convince their adversaries that
            the best defense is subservience.
            But I believe Dostoevsky when he said
            even the weakest man
            has unimaginable reserves of power within him.
            *
            There are no new ideas.
            All we can do is to mention the forgotten,
            to emphasize the marginalized,
            and to expose the absurd.
            #
            Monday, July 25, 2011
            *****************************************
            THE LESSONS OF OSLO
            ********************************************
            Life is unpredictable and trying to predict it
            is a waste of time.
            *
            Never underestimate the barbarism of the civilized.
            *
            Sometimes our worst enemy is one of us.
            *
            There is a Turk in all of us –
            and Norwegians are no exception.
            #
            Tuesday, July 26, 2011
            *****************************************
            COMMENTS
            ********************************************
            How to win an argument Turkish style:
            Make yourself so absurd and repellent that
            your adversary will give up in disgust.
            *
            I look forward to the day
            when I will be objective enough to view Armenia
            as a foreign country and my fellow Armenians
            not as my brothers but as foreigners.
            *
            “He doesn’t believe what he says”
            is better than “he believes what he says.”
            I’d much rather deal with a liar
            than with someone willing to kill and die
            in the name of a belief system –
            that is to say, a Big Lie.
            #
            Wednesday, July 27, 2011
            *****************************************
            THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
            ********************************************
            When asked why he hates Germans,
            a xxx is reported to have replied:
            “I have seven million reasons.”
            We may not have as many reasons,
            but we have another: we are called liars
            because we dare to speak the truth.
            *
            Talaat appears to be the role model of all war criminals.
            First they run away to a foreign country
            (as I write there are thirty of them in Canada alone)
            and when they are identified, arrested, and brought to justice,
            they plead not guilty.
            They see themselves as patriots, not killers.
            Like wolves, they view the slaughter of sheep
            as an inevitable result of evolution.
            #

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            • Re: elegy

              Thursday, July 28, 2011
              *****************************************
              TURKS, KEMALISM,
              & DEMOCRACY
              ********************************************
              Unlike fascists in Italy who believed
              “Mussolini ha sempre ragione,”
              Turks don’t say “Kemal is always right!”
              but they think and live as if he were.
              He isn’t! -- if only because Kemalism and democracy
              are mutually exclusive concepts.
              *
              Turks: who are they?
              The unvarnished and de-Kemalized answer is:
              a bunch of thoroughly mongrelized Mongols
              who have been brainwashed to classify themselves as Turks,
              in the same way that Armenians and Kurds within Turkey
              are classified as “Christian Turks”
              and “Mountain Turks” respectively.
              I have met many Armenians from Turkey
              but none of them has ever identified himself as a Christian Turk;
              and I suspect the only time a Kurd identifies himself
              as a “Mountain Turk” is when he applies for a job
              in the civil service.
              *
              I live in Canada and I am a Canadian citizen
              but whenever I am asked to identify my nationality,
              I say “Armenian” and no one sees anything remotely disloyal
              or questionable in that.
              *
              When Armenians build a community center in Canada,
              they call it an Armenian Community Center.
              What do Armenians and Kurds call
              their community centers in Turkey?
              But perhaps the right question is:
              Are they allowed to build such centers?
              *
              It seems to me, Kemalist democracy
              is more akin to fascism.
              #
              Friday, July 29, 2011
              *****************************************
              SOLUTIONS
              ********************************************
              Here are three of them in the form of commandments:
              Thou shalt not divide and rule.
              Thou shalt not silence dissent.
              Thou shalt not speechify and sermonize with a forked tongue.
              *
              Silencing dissent is a fascist tactic.
              Dividing the community is enemy action.
              Only deceivers speak with a forked tongue.
              *
              To my critics I ask:
              Which part of what I have been saying
              you don’t understand – or rather,
              you pretend not to understand?
              *
              Recent developments in the Middle East suggest
              the days of all undemocratic regimes are numbered.
              *
              That which is whispered today by a single dissident
              shall be shouted by a chorus of enraged millions tomorrow.
              *
              Because we don’t know our history,
              we don’t know when we repeat it.
              #
              Saturday, July 30, 2011
              *****************************************
              SEPARATING FACT FROM FICTION
              ********************************************
              Nationalist historians, religious leaders, and
              a politically controlled educational system conspire
              to create not human beings
              with the ability to think for themselves,
              but dupes who parrot lies
              and are willing to kill and die
              in the name of God and Country.
              And when someone comes along
              and exposes this simple fact,
              he is labeled an enemy of the people
              who fully deserves to be insulted, exiled,
              jailed, silenced, or starved.
              *
              Some of my critics are convinced that
              I am a pro-Turkish and anti-Armenian pornographer.
              All because I deal with facts as opposed to fiction,
              and I speak of reality
              as opposed to recycling propaganda.
              *
              Among fanatics moderation is a risky business,
              and among crooks honesty is a capital offense.
              *
              Sooner or later all belief systems and ideologies
              are corrupted by ruthless and power-hungry mediocrities
              who tell the people what they want to hear
              and do what they want to do
              even when what they tell the people is a lie
              and even when what they want to do is criminal.
              #

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              • Re: elegy

                Sunday, July 31, 2011
                *****************************************
                ON INFALLIBILITY
                ********************************************
                As the number of blunders goes up,
                so do assertions of infallibility.
                *
                The greatest mistake is to think we are right
                and those who disagree with us wrong.
                *
                Prove an infallible man wrong
                and make an enemy for life.
                *
                Infallible men don’t learn
                because they are in the business of teaching.
                *
                On the Genocide issue
                Americans see Turks as reflections of themselves
                and Armenians as white niggers.
                *
                Our political and religious leaders
                praise solidarity with words
                and bury it with actions.
                *
                Nothing can be transparently more dishonest
                than to expose the crimes of our enemies
                and to cover up our own blunders.
                *
                One of the most important functions
                of all educational systems is to identify the enemy.
                *
                What holds a nation together
                is the threatening presence of the enemy.
                *
                If the enemy dies,
                so does the glue that holds the nation together.
                *
                The unspoken aim of all organized religions and ideologies
                is to legitimize double-talk:
                to say one thing and do the opposite.
                *
                I don’t write for the enjoyment of the reader.
                Neither do I write to flatter.
                I write to point out the fact that
                no one is infallible,
                we all make mistakes,
                and the beginning of all wisdom is acknowledging them.
                #
                Monday, August 01, 2011
                *****************************************
                ON COMMON MISCONCEPTIONS
                & FALLACIES
                ********************************************
                Readers who know nothing about me
                assume just because I criticize Turks
                I must be pro-Armenian; or, again,
                just because I criticize Armenians
                I must be pro-Turkish.
                These readers appear to live
                in a one-dimensional either/or universe
                in which the dominant colors are black and white.
                It never even occurs to them that
                criticism may be motivated
                more by an objective assessment of facts
                and less by means of nationalist bias.
                *
                If you tell me you know and understand
                all you need to know and understand,
                you give me no choice but to conclude that
                your needs must be extremely narrow.
                If you tell me reality is an open book to you,
                you will corner me into saying
                that may be because you read nothing but comic books.
                There are more shadows than light in life,
                and more shades of gray than black and white.
                *
                Whenever a historian asserts
                he has figured out the past and how it works,
                he is immediately attacked by other historians
                as well as philosophers, sociologists, anthropologists,
                and theologians who inform him in no uncertain terms
                that his facts are all wrong,
                his assumptions unjustified,
                and his conclusions misguided.
                *
                For more on this subject, see Arnold J. Toynbee’s RECONSIDERATIONS,
                volume xii of his STUDY OF HISTORY.
                See also the critical fire aimed at Oswald Spengler
                by, among others, Toynbee himself in the opus cited above.
                *
                To my uninformed readers, may I add that
                Spengler and Toynbee are two of the greatest historians
                of the past century.
                May I also add that public opinion is shaped
                less by great historians and more
                by politicians, propagandists, and ghazetajis
                who operate on the assumption that
                a nation’s own version of its past is the only true one.
                #
                Tuesday, August 02, 2011
                *****************************************
                A TURKISH FRIEND
                ********************************************
                Some Turks appear to be obsessed
                with what they did to Armenians during World War I
                as surely as some Armenians are.
                They are Armenocentric to the same degree
                that some Armenians are Turcocentric.
                *
                I have a Turkish friend
                (he may no longer consider me a friend, but I do)
                who has written a big book –
                the biggest I know on the subject – in which
                he attempts to prove that Armenians have
                not only invented a genocide and
                believed in it for almost a century
                but they have also somehow succeeded in convincing
                an important fraction of the civilized world,
                including one of the greatest historians of all time
                and several Nobel-Prize winners
                (among them a Turkish one).
                *
                This friend of mine believes Talaat
                was the best friend Armenians had;
                and Kemal was a great statesman
                who was never wrong (in his own words:
                “he was right 99% of the time”).
                *
                By contrast, I was brought up to believe
                Talaat was to Armenians what Hitler was to xxxs.
                All wrong! my Turkish friend is eager to inform me.
                The only reason Talaat did what he did
                is that Armenians returned his friendship
                by trying to assassinate him.
                But since (I assume) he could not arrest the perpetrators,
                he took it out on defenseless civilians.
                If attempted assassination were sufficient ground for genocide,
                we would have genocides as frequently as soups du jour.
                *
                As for Kemal being a universally admired statesman
                about whom even western historians have written
                voluminous biographies:
                my good friend may not be aware of the fact that
                western historians have also written voluminous biographies
                of Hitler and Stalin.
                *
                To my Turkish friends I say,
                if I continue to call you a friend it’s because
                (one) I don’t consider disagreement sufficient ground for divorce;
                (two) I believe with Gandhi that no man is beyond redemption; and
                (three) convictions, even belief systems,
                are subject to error and change.
                So that I for one will not be surprised in the least
                if we become friends once more.
                #
                Wednesday, August 03, 2011
                *****************************************
                FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
                ********************************************
                Them and us is a misleading classification
                because there is a great deal of us in them
                and vice versa.
                *
                To say that a question is unanswerable
                is also an answer.
                *
                To convert to a religion or ideology
                is to legitimize one’s status as a dupe.
                *
                The rich defend their privileges
                with the same intensity as the starving search for food.
                *
                The difference between being infallible and 99% right
                is about the same as the difference
                between charity and a loan for 99 years.
                #

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                • Re: elegy

                  Thursday, August 04, 2011
                  *****************************************
                  FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
                  ********************************************
                  The Chinese said to their poor, “Get rich,”
                  and they got rich.
                  The Americans said to their rich, “Get richer,”
                  and they bankrupted the global economy.
                  *
                  You cannot travel on the wrong path
                  and hope to reach your destination.
                  *
                  I know my critics are wrong
                  when they say what I used to think thirty years ago.
                  As for critics who speak in the name of God and Country,
                  they are never right – or they are wrong 99% of the time.
                  *
                  Some of the most dangerous criminals
                  in the history of mankind were political leaders
                  who were thought of as infallible – or 99% right.
                  *
                  Bishops, imams, rabbis:
                  witch doctors with a college education.
                  #
                  Friday, August 05, 2011
                  *****************************************
                  FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
                  ********************************************
                  Both Turks and Armenians share in common
                  an aversion to reality.
                  Turks believe all talk of genocide is fiction.
                  When repeatedly warned of the coming catastrophe,
                  Armenians reacted with disbelief.
                  “Zohrab effendi is exaggerating,”
                  was a typical reaction.
                  Even after the cold-blooded murder
                  of our ablest men in Soviet Armenia,
                  our “chic Bolsheviks” in the Diaspora
                  went on repeating the slogan
                  “Russians are our big brothers.”
                  Closer to home,
                  when I speak of our reality objectively today,
                  I am told to “Shut the f*** up!”
                  #
                  Saturday, August 06, 2011
                  *****************************************
                  CRITICS
                  ********************************************
                  My critics are my best source of inspiration.
                  They are my bread and butter.
                  *
                  Once upon a time we were a progressive nation.
                  But we lost that under the Sultans and the Soviets.
                  *
                  To say all problems can be solved except ours
                  might as well be a suicide note.
                  *
                  Charlatans will prosper as long as there are dupes;
                  and honest men will be persecuted
                  as long as there are charlatans.
                  *
                  To be smart and to be a dupe
                  are mutually exclusive concept.
                  *
                  To divide and rule has been the foreign policy
                  of all imperial powers.
                  As long as we remain divided
                  we implement the foreign policy of our enemies.
                  *
                  Our dividers are as unaware of their genocidal intent
                  as Turkish denialists.
                  *
                  When I was young I sought the approval of my superiors
                  until I realized they were the scum of the earth.
                  *
                  I cannot change the past;
                  neither can I resurrect the dead.
                  No one can.
                  *
                  To expose present blunders
                  is to prevent future catastrophes.
                  That’s why I prefer to write about our reality today
                  as opposed to past deeds that cannot be undone.
                  *

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                  • Re: elegy

                    Sunday, August 07, 2011
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                    CRITICS (II)
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                    On the day brainwashed dupes begin to agree with me
                    I will have no choice but to consider a career move
                    by applying for a job in the sanitation department
                    -- which may not be much of a move
                    consisting as it does in collecting trash
                    as opposed to exposing it.
                    *
                    The right word at the right time and place
                    can make a difference.
                    I have no doubt about that.
                    If so far I have made no difference
                    it may be because I have not yet found the right word;
                    or, if I have found it,
                    I have not delivered it at the right time and place.
                    This is why I intend to keep buggering on
                    until I hit paydirt.
                    In the meantime I console myself by saying
                    if what I say annoys the hell out of some readers,
                    I must be doing something right.
                    *
                    “What Africa needs,” I read today in a commentary,
                    “is precisely such transmutations of tribal loyalties
                    to the larger loyalties of nationhood.”
                    Which simply means, we have no reason to believe
                    we are ahead of Somalis, Ugandans, and Zulus?
                    *
                    The Tea Party in America reminds me of our partisans
                    willing to drive the nation to bankruptcy
                    rather than to compromise for the sake of consensus.
                    *
                    Compromise and consensus have become dirty words with us
                    because God and all those who speak in His name
                    have no use for compromise.
                    Our partisans confuse ideology with theology…
                    “and because it was a religious war,
                    there were no survivors.”
                    #
                    Monday, August 08, 2011
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                    ON BELIEF SYSTEMS
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                    When it comes to politics and history,
                    the average man
                    (this is especially true of Armenians and Turks)
                    tends to adopt a dogmatic stance.
                    His views become an integral part of a belief system
                    and as everyone knows,
                    the problem with belief systems
                    and those who hold them is that
                    they are never wrong –
                    very much like the Pope of Rome
                    (in the eyes of Catholics),
                    Kemal (in the eyes of Kemalists),
                    Hitler (in the eyes of Nazis),
                    Stalin (in the eyes of Stalinists),
                    Mussolini (in the eyes of Italian fascists),
                    Mao (in the eyes of Maoists),
                    and last but not least,
                    Marx (in the eyes of Marxists –
                    though Marx himself is quoted as having said,
                    “I am not a Marxist”).
                    *
                    I was brought up as a Catholic,
                    and as a Catholic it never even occurred to me
                    to question the Pope’s infallibility.
                    But I changed my mind
                    the moment I began thinking for myself --
                    as opposed to saying “Yes, sir!”
                    to whatever I was told
                    by my superiors, whom I now consider
                    the scum of the earth).
                    *
                    The problem with believers is that
                    they suffer from one of the most dangerous
                    psychological aberrations known to man,
                    namely, infantilism.
                    They hate to grow up.
                    They hate anyone who dares to contradict them.
                    Above all they hate to think for themselves,
                    which means, they hate to use that which happens to be
                    their most valuable possession: their brain.
                    *
                    Believing in gods
                    (there have been ten thousand of them, we are told)
                    is bad enough.
                    Believing in men is infinitely worse.
                    #
                    Tuesday, August 09, 2011
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                    WHAT A MAN BELIEVES
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                    What a man believes is his own business.
                    It becomes our business
                    only when his belief system
                    promotes intolerance,
                    legitimizes prejudice,
                    and issues licenses to kill.
                    *
                    A belief system that relies on charlatans to exploit dupes
                    might as well be a criminal conspiracy.
                    I am not spinning theories and scenarios
                    based on abstractions.
                    I am talking about facts and historical reality –
                    what happened to our parents in the Ottoman Empire,
                    to our brothers in the Soviet Union;
                    and what’s happening today
                    in the Middle East and Africa.
                    *
                    “Yes, sir!” may be said to be
                    the two most dangerous words known to man.
                    If it weren’t for these two monosyllables,
                    we would have no organized religions and armies,
                    that is to say, wars and massacres.
                    #
                    Wednesday, August 10, 2011
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                    WHAT'S TO BE UNDONE
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                    We like to believe we are eminently adaptable survivors.
                    There is some truth in that but also a contradiction.
                    We are so adaptable in fact that in France
                    we could easily pass for Frenchmen,
                    in Russia for Russians,
                    in Greece for Greeks,
                    in Italy for Italians,
                    in Israel for xxxs, and so on…and
                    I have even met Armenians
                    who could easily identify themselves as Mongols in Mongolia
                    and get away with it.
                    As for being survivors:
                    let us not forget that a great many of us,
                    especially the best and the brightest,
                    did not survive – compliments of Talaat, Stalin,
                    and our Levantine philistines in the Diaspora.
                    *
                    And speaking of Levantines:
                    one of the worst things that happened to us
                    in the New World is allowing Levantines
                    to be in charge of our institutions
                    on the grounds that they are more authentic
                    and less assimilated Armenians than the average native.
                    These gentlemen (if you will forgive the overstatement)
                    have done more harm to the integrity of our communities
                    than all “social, political, and economic factors
                    beyond our control” combined.
                    *
                    We like to believe we are smart.
                    Yes, some of us may well be smart,
                    but only in the marketplace.
                    Our political I.Q. or the way we conduct our affairs
                    might as well be negative.
                    We are as tribal as the most backward
                    African dysfunctional nation.
                    Put two Armenians on a desert island
                    and they will build three churches – the third
                    being the one they don’t go to.
                    *
                    What will save us?
                    What can save us?
                    As for as I can see, only prayer –
                    and I speak as an atheist.
                    “Our Father who art in Heaven…”
                    #

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                    • Re: elegy

                      Thursday, August 11, 2011
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                      DOUBLETALK
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                      They say “We don’t need critics,”
                      because they hate to be exposed as incompetent fools.
                      *
                      They say “We need solutions,”
                      thus admitting so far they have failed to come up with any.
                      Imagine an economist saying to a street vendor:
                      “I need a new fiscal policy.”
                      *
                      “We don’t need critics!”
                      Translation: Shut-up!
                      *
                      They say they don’t need critics
                      because they consider themselves beyond criticism.
                      *
                      They say they need solutions
                      as if all of our literature dealt
                      with the eternal snows of Mt. Ararat,
                      nightingales serenading the moon,
                      and the mutual torments of love.
                      *
                      You need solutions?
                      Read Khorenatsi, Raffi, Baronian,
                      Odian, Zarian, Massikian…
                      and if you don’t like Armenian writers,
                      read Greek, Russian, French, English, and American writers,
                      because in the end they all speak
                      against ignorance, intolerance, oppression,
                      incompetence, dishonesty, and doubletalk.
                      *
                      “We need solutions!”
                      I have never heard a speechifier deliver that line in public.
                      What I have heard again and again and ad nauseam is
                      “We need your moral and financial support!” –
                      an obvious variation of the Panchoonie punch line
                      “Mi kich pogh oughargetsek.”
                      #
                      Friday, August 12, 2011
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                      NOTES AND COMMENTS
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                      Just because Turks disagree with us
                      it doesn’t necessarily follow that everyone who disagrees with us
                      is a Turk or a Turcophile.
                      *
                      If outrage were an argument
                      we all would be like David Anhaght – invincible.
                      *
                      I remember to have read somewhere that
                      the criminal rate among politicians is much higher
                      than among ordinary citizens.
                      If international law were tougher,
                      most politicians would be in jail.
                      *
                      Egocentrism: the misconception that
                      what we say matters.
                      *
                      Turcocentrism: the fallacy that Turks continue to be
                      in charge of our destiny as a nation.
                      *
                      No matter how hard I try
                      I cannot trust a man who is incapable of speaking
                      against his own interests.
                      *
                      Assad in Syria, Gadhafi in Libya:
                      the more incompetent and corrupt a leader,
                      the harder he will cling to power.
                      Closer to home: how many of our own political leaders
                      have resigned because they were not equal to the task?
                      #
                      Saturday, August 13, 2011
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                      OBSERVATIONS
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                      There is a familiar type of loud-mouth
                      and holier-than-thou superpatriot
                      whose role models are our revolutionaries
                      in the Ottoman Empire
                      who promised heaven and earth
                      and delivered hell.
                      That’s the way it is with political leaders,
                      especially revolutionary political leaders:
                      the more they promise,
                      the less they deliver,
                      and the chances are,
                      what they deliver is not fit for human consumption.
                      *
                      Rhetoric is a euphemism for verbiage
                      and verbiage is another word for verbal garbage.
                      If rhetoric were enough,
                      we could be the mightiest empire in the history of mankind.
                      *
                      We have this in common with the xxxs:
                      history has not been on our side.
                      Their victory over the Palestinians
                      and ours over the Azeris have been moral catastrophes.
                      The xxxs have been accused of behaving like Nazis,
                      and we have been accused of behaving like Turks.
                      *
                      We should teach our children to say:
                      “I disagree with what you say,
                      but I will neither raise my voice
                      nor go down into the gutter to prove you wrong.”
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