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  • Re: elegy

    Thursday, October 20, 2011
    *****************************************
    COMMENTS
    **********************************
    Don’t judge a man by his opinion of himself
    or a political party by its propaganda.
    *
    You may hope to be forgiven by a Turkish enemy
    but by an Armenian friend, never!
    I speak from experience.
    *
    Whenever I disagree with an Armenian,
    every Armenian who agrees with him
    becomes my enemy.
    *
    African proverb: “Until lions have their historians,
    tales of the hunt shall always glorify the hunters.”
    #
    Friday, October 21, 2011
    *****************************************
    GUESSING GAMES
    **********************************
    An unforgettable line from a forgotten American movie:
    A lecherous hombre with a foreign accent
    to a scantily clead sexy teenager:
    “I want to balanga you with my bonnie johnnie.”
    My guess is, as children that’s how we learn languages:
    we may not understand the words
    but we can guess their meaning.
    As when in winter a man shivers and says,
    “I am cold,” for instance;
    or when he says “I am thirsty”
    and is given a glass of water.
    But as we grow older,
    we seem to lose that particular faculty.
    *
    One of my favorite xxxish jokes goes something like this:
    Two old friends meet on a road somewhere in Russia
    and after a brief exchange one of them says to the other:
    “You tell me you are going to Minsk
    because you want me to believe you are going to Pinsk,
    but I happen to know you are going to Minsk:
    Why must you always lie to me?”
    #
    Saturday, October 22, 2011
    *****************************************
    ON THE ETIOLOGY
    OF GENOCIDE
    **********************************
    “There is nothing more valuable than our honor!”
    declared a Muslim in Montreal
    after murdering his three teenage daughters
    because they had boyfriends.
    (It is to be noted that he called it “treachery”).
    There it is: the perfect justification
    for killing defenseless civilians.
    *
    After dismissing me as anti-Armenian,
    less than mediocre and totally unprintable,
    they demand solutions from me.
    They must be in deep %#$&
    and they expect us to believe
    we never had it so good
    because we are in the best of hands.
    *
    Fear of free speech might as well be
    synonymous with running away from the truth.
    *
    Mel Brooks: “Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole.
    Tragedy is when I cut my finger.”
    This may explain why sadists outnumber masochists.
    *
    Chinese saying: “The great man is a public misfortune.”
    *
    Japanese proverb: “A wise falcon hides its talons.”
    #

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    • Re: elegy

      Sunday, October 23, 2011
      *****************************************
      POLITICS
      **********************************
      The secret aim of all propaganda
      is not to spread lies – be they small, middling, or big –
      but to convince you to believe
      your brain is a useless organ;
      and it becomes useful only when authorized by the state
      or a central authority.
      This may explain why fools have as many certainties
      as the wise have doubts.
      Speaking for myself: my only certainty is that
      when fools are in charge,
      war and massacre are sure to follow.
      *
      What a book one could write on politics
      as the art of deception.
      *
      Kemalism in four words:
      “Fez, no. Yataghan, yes.”
      *
      No one will ever accuse me
      of taking myself seriously.
      On more than one occasion
      I have identified my role in our collective existence
      as that of a @#$%-disturber.
      *
      A statesman is a politician who has done one right thing.
      #
      Monday, October 24, 2011
      *****************************************
      EARTHQUAKE
      **********************************
      It must be obvious by now that
      the regime in Ankara has invested more money and manpower
      in rewriting history and in persecuting Kurds
      than in providing safe housing for its citizens.
      *
      THE RICH AND THE POOR
      ************************************
      The rich like to believe the poor are lazy
      and the poor like to believe the rich are greedy.
      Who is right?
      As far as I know no pundit has so far
      dared to suggest that
      we owe the present global economic crisis
      to the laziness of the poor.
      *
      A ROLE MODEL
      ****************************
      Crime doesn’t pay?
      But it paid and paid handsomely to Gadhafy
      for almost half a century.
      I wouldn’t be surprised if future dictators
      adopt him as a role model.
      #
      Tuesday, October 25, 2011
      *****************************************
      GREAT EXPECTATIONS
      **********************************
      We are expected to believe that
      our revolution at the turn of the last century
      in the Ottoman Empire was a success
      even if the patient died.
      *
      Propaganda is designed to flatter the vanity of a few
      even if it means insulting the intelligence of the many.
      *
      What Talaat and chief executive officers
      on Wall Street have in common is the certainty that
      if the law is on their side
      they can get away with murder.
      *
      Richelieu: “If the poor are too well off
      they will be disorderly.”
      It follows, the poor must remain poor for their own good
      and in the name of law and order.
      *
      Pushkin: “Where there is a trough, there will be swine.”
      The only reason textbook on political science
      don’t begin with that line is that
      all educational systems are controlled by politicians.
      *
      Proust: “The pleasure an artist gives
      is to make us know an additional universe.”
      #
      Wednesday, October 26, 2011
      *****************************************
      SUMMING UP
      **********************************
      After six centuries of servile subservience
      a sudden eruption of violent uprisings.
      I dare anyone to suggest that
      our collective destiny has not been shaped
      by cowards and fools.
      Treating them as heroes with good intentions
      is to forget that hell is paved with them.
      *
      Bullies at the mercy of bigger bullies:
      that just about sums up our present leadership.
      Dzour nesdink, shidag khossink!
      #

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      • Re: elegy

        Thursday, October 27, 2011
        *****************************************
        REFLECTIONS
        **********************************
        There is a dupe, a coward, and a bully in all of us.
        That’s the only way to explain world history.
        *
        Q: If you were an animal,
        what animal would you be?
        A: A vegetarian tiger.
        I hate predators.
        They are the commissars of the animal kingdom.
        *
        Good writing consists in deleting.
        Silence can be more eloquent than
        a torrent of rhetorical verbiage.
        A history of silence will have no quotations.
        *
        If there are homophobes it may be because
        they were traumatized by serial pedophiles,
        among them such authority figures as priests.
        *
        After every line I write I ask myself:
        Why should anyone be interested in this?
        What if he already knows or understands what I am saying?
        What if he is ahead of me when it comes to certain ideas
        and experiences?
        #
        Friday, October 28, 2011
        *****************************************
        SOCRATES
        ********************************
        When asked where he came from,
        Socrates is said to have replied:
        "Not from Athens but from the world."
        And yet, when he was condemned to death by the Athenians
        and was given an opportunity to escape,
        he said he’d rather die in Athens
        than live anywhere else.
        *
        BEETHOVEN’S SHADOW
        ********************************
        When Vahe Berberian once suggested that
        Beethoven’s somewhat overblown shadow
        unfairly eclipsed the reputation and worth
        of many other equally great composers,
        among them Boccherini,
        Paul Jungmann, the quintessential German –
        blond, blue-eyed, intense, unsmiling – said,
        one should not speak such nonsense
        in the presence of children.
        Forever after music was never discussed in his presence.
        *
        PROPAGANDA AND LITERATURE
        ********************************************
        All our problems must be ascribed to our enemies,
        our propaganda tells us.
        The enemy is us, literature reminds us.
        And propaganda is more popular than literature
        because no one likes to be told
        he is a fool or a pervert bent on self-destruction.
        #
        Saturday, October 29, 2011
        *****************************************
        ON LOVE AND DEATH
        ********************************
        Love is an arrow, marriage a boomerang.
        *
        Where there is love
        there will be a pierced, broken, shattered, or shish-kebabed heart.
        *
        There is a Greek myth
        whose intent is to emphasize the fact that
        the woman you love
        and the woman you marry are seldom one and the same.
        The critical passage in it reads:
        “No lovely naked bride awaited him
        on the marriage bed,
        but a tangled knot of hissing serpents.”
        *
        Your children will break your heart
        as surely as your parents (when they die).
        *
        I first fell in love at age eight
        with my schoolteacher.
        She married another,
        had a nervous collapse,
        attempted suicide,
        and became physically unrecognizable,
        by which time I was nine and in love with another –
        this time a coeval.
        *
        My dictionary defines “passion” as “suffering.”
        *
        The woman you love
        and the woman you cease to love –
        what a difference!
        Not just black and white
        but everything and nothing.
        *
        According to a Frenchman,
        “the heaviest body in the world
        is the woman you have ceased to love.”
        *
        After mentioning a dead person
        it is customary to say, “may s/he rest in peace,”
        when it is not the dead that are in need of peace
        but the living.
        *
        Stendhal, the author of ON LOVE,
        one of the best books on the subject:
        “All my life I have always seen what I imagined
        rather than reality.”
        *
        And Tolstoy: “In the presence of others,
        women – especially when they are young –
        pretend so skillfully that no one can see them as they are.”
        #

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        • Re: elegy

          Sunday, October 30, 2011
          *****************************************
          BROTHERS
          ********************************
          The West has its share
          of dupes, fools, fanatics, racists, skinheads,
          serial killers, child molesters,
          and chief executive officers –
          in short, hoodlums and hooligans –
          as Turkey has its share of denialists.
          It’s beyond me why anyone in his right mind
          would expect them to be morally superior.
          #
          Monday, October 31, 2011
          *****************************************
          OVERPOPULATION
          ********************************
          In my lifetime alone
          world population has increased
          from three to seven billion.
          Scientists tell us the planet cannot sustain
          this rate of growth.
          Contraception is the only solution.
          So far politicians have done nothing in that direction
          because they don’t want to offend the Catholics.
          But I believe the Pope is as much to blame
          as film producers who glamorize sex
          and treat pregnancy (if at all) as if it were
          an alien, disconnected, and rare condition.
          #
          Tuesday, November 01, 2011
          *****************************************
          REREADING TOYNBEE
          ********************************
          After Shakespeare, he is for me the most quotable English writer.
          But whereas Shakespeare is universally admired,
          Toynbee continues to have more enemies than friends,
          especially among his fellow English historians,
          probably because he exposed their mediocrity.
          In that sense, he reminds me of our own Zarian.
          I love Toynbee’s ideas; but what I love even more
          is his Mandarin prose.
          *
          ON GOD
          *****************
          “I believe that Man has been given the capacity to see God, and I believe that this is the summum bonum towards which all creation groans and travails.”
          *
          THE CHOSEN
          ************************
          “The xxxs, the Japanese, the British ‘sahib’, the Nazis…all seem to me to have been chosen by no one except themselves.”
          *
          ON HIS CRITICS
          ************************
          “Their pummelings have given me a mental massage that has loosened the joints and muscles of my mind and has set it moving on a new course.”
          *
          A GOOD QUESTION
          *********************************
          “If the Turkish atrocities could be explained as anachronistic outcrops of a residual savagery in the hearts of recent proselytes to a Western
          way of life, how was a Western historian to explain the apostasy of Germans who were native-born children of the Western household?”
          *
          ON PATIENCE
          ************************
          “A capacity to suffer fools gladly and to do this with gusto, not as a martyrdom, but as a fine art which the practitioner can practise with zest.”
          #
          Wednesday, November 02, 2011
          *****************************************
          IN THE NEWS
          ********************************
          Until very recently
          Ayatollah Khamenei and Ahmadinejad were as close
          as “kolo kai vraki” (bum and pants).
          Today “one of Ahmadinejad’s advisers
          stands accused of raping 340 virgins during the last year.”
          Not even a writer with the fertile imagination
          of Gabriel Garcia Marquez could have written such a sentence.
          For more, much more, on the subject,
          see Abbas Milani, “Desperate Dictatorship,”
          (THE NEW REPUBLIC, Oct. 6, 2011, page 30).
          *
          Peace is wonderful.
          Friendship is great.
          Love is best.
          But one must be a pervert of the worst kind
          to love creeps like Khamenei and Ahmedinejad who,
          after conspiring to commit countless crimes against humanity,
          end up hating each other.
          *
          Where there is too much talk of God,
          can the Devil be far off?
          #

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          • Re: elegy

            Thursday, November 03, 2011
            *****************************************
            SWAN SONG
            ********************************
            If you have any hopes,
            prepare yourself to see them shattered.
            *
            The source of all my problems?
            I value honesty above everything else.
            So much so that
            I’d much rather listen to the braying of an honest jackass
            than to the seductive song of a phony nightingale.
            *
            When it comes to painful experiences
            I have the memory of an elephant.
            As for happy ones:
            I can’t think of a single one that did not end badly.
            *
            The first thing I did when I came to Canada
            from war-torn Greece was to buy a loaf of bread
            and a cup of coffee.
            The bread tasted like @#$%
            and the coffee was so hot that it burned my tongue.
            After that everything went downhill.
            *
            The only thing that cheers me up these days
            is the prospect of death.
            #
            Friday, November 04, 2011
            *****************************************
            PARALLELS
            ********************************
            In an interview published in TIME (Oct. 10, 2011, page 64),
            Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan
            has this to say on the Israelis:
            “As long as they refuse to apologize for the nine people
            of Turkish descent who lost their lives
            on the flotilla, as long as they refuse to pay compensation
            to the families and as long as the embargo on Gaza
            has not been lifted, the relations between the two countries
            will never be normalized.”
            *
            On President Bashar Assad of Syria:
            “It is impossible to preserve my friendship
            with people who are allegedly leaders
            when they are attacking their own people,
            shooting at them, using tanks.”
            *
            It can truly be said of Erdogan and Turks
            that they are a clear-cut case of the blind leading the blind.
            To my Turkish friends and readers I therefore say:
            “See you in the ditch.”
            #
            Saturday, November 05, 2011
            *****************************************
            ON INSANITY
            ********************************
            In his biography of Alexander the Great,
            Plutarch writes:
            “One of the largest and most handsome lions,
            which was kept in Babylon
            was attacked and kicked to death by an ass.”
            *
            Shaw may be right:
            the insane should be punished more severely than the sane
            if only because they are more unpredictable and dangerous.
            *
            And speaking of insanity:
            if you are in love,
            you should remind yourself at least once a day
            that your beloved is less a real person
            and more a product of your imagination.
            *
            I don’t agree with a reality that makes crooks wealthy
            and honest men poor,
            and because I speak of this reality,
            some of my readers hate me
            as if I were responsible for everything
            that has gone wrong in their lives.
            *
            Subtract imagination from love
            and the result may be closer to contempt than affection.
            #

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            • Re: elegy

              Sunday, November 06, 2011
              *****************************************
              METAPHYSICAL REFLECTIONS
              ************************************************** ***
              If God knows neither fear nor doubt,
              can He really understand man?
              *
              When we speak of God
              it is useful to remember that we speak of Him
              not as He is but as we conceive Him to be;
              and it is a serious blunder to conceive of God
              in our own image.
              *
              We may have the answers to the most important questions
              only after we die. In that sense,
              death may be not an end but a beginning.
              *
              To God past and future are one
              and both might as well be a fraction of a second.
              *
              What if the Big Bang as we know it
              is only the last bang in an infinite series of bangs?
              *
              Everything we say about God is based on hearsay evidence
              and therefore inadmissible.
              *
              God and men are more fiction than reality.
              *
              Reality (or God or Truth) is so different
              from what we imagine it to be that
              if the two ever met
              they would not recognize each other.
              #
              Monday, November 07, 2011
              *****************************************
              FROM MY NOTEBOOKS
              ************************************************** ***
              To go down into the gutter with your adversary
              is almost to agree with him -- if not with his words
              than with his way of life.
              *
              No Armenian writer loved his fellow Armenians
              as much as Khachatur Apovian – and he committed suicide.
              *
              I don’t criticize ideas;
              I criticize their absence,
              *
              In a controversy to be silent
              is to support the status quo.
              #
              Tuesday, November 08, 2011
              *****************************************
              HOW MANY ARMENIANS?
              ************************************************** ***
              We have more questions than answers.
              Who qualifies as an Armenian?
              What if half of Turkey is half Armenian?
              Because an Armenian girl was legally raped as a teenager,
              does it follow that her offspring
              acquired the national identity of her rapist
              who may have been himself half Armenian?
              An Armenian who is against us,
              is he not more Turkish than Armenian?
              A Turk who is with us
              is he not more Armenian than Turkish?
              If to divide-and-rule is enemy action,
              do our dividers qualify as Armenian?
              How many of our bosses, bishops, and benefactors
              (who support only one faction) qualify as Armenian?
              If we say only Armenians who are for solidarity
              qualify as Armenian,
              who will dare to say he is against solidarity?
              If we preach solidarity and practise divisions
              do we not speak with a forked tongue?
              Can an Armenian who speaks with a forked tongue
              qualify as a human being?
              Confused?
              You should be.
              i am.
              Who said reality is easy to figure out?
              #
              Wednesday, November 09, 2011
              *****************************************
              OBSERVATIONS
              ************************************************** ***
              After a disaster,
              those who are partly or wholly responsible for it,
              will come up with a thousand reasons why
              the disaster was inevitable.
              Don’t believe a word they say.
              Their priority is not to understand and explain
              but to mislead and deceive.
              Their aim is not to learn from history
              in order not to repeat it,
              but to salvage their powers and privileges.
              *
              To say where there is power there will be abuse of power
              is like saying where there are people
              there will also be the law of gravity.
              *
              Haves and have nots?
              It would be more accurate to speak of
              bloodsuckers and their victims.
              *
              Deceivers and dupes?
              Even better: predators and herbivores.
              *
              Class warfare?
              I suggest telling bloodsuckers
              to minimize their intake of blood
              does not qualify.
              *
              There are many things that can be seen
              even by a legally blind man,
              but most of us are so carefully and consistently indoctrinated
              that we are willing to testify under oath
              we saw nothing.
              *
              Sh*t happens because most men are sh*ts.
              And more often than not
              a deceiver is as much of a sh*t as a dupe.
              *
              Voltaire on the origin of religion:
              “From the meeting of the earliest scoundrel
              with the very first fool.”
              #

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              • Re: elegy

                Thursday, November 10, 2011
                *****************************************
                YOUR CHOICE
                ************************************************** ***
                There are no new or original ideas.
                We are all in the recycling business.
                I like to believe I have at no time recycled fascist crap
                in the name of patriotism or religion.
                *
                Faith is gut-driven.
                So are dogmas.
                Where the brain is marginalized,
                disaster is sure to follow.
                *
                Where there is faith,
                there will be intolerance.
                Where there are dogmas,
                there will be heresies.
                Where there are heretics,
                there will be persecution.
                You may now draw your own conclusions –
                or confusions.
                Your choice.
                #
                Friday, November 11, 2011
                *****************************************
                LIES
                ************************************************** ***
                Where there is power
                there will be propaganda;
                and where there is propaganda
                there will be lies.
                *
                We are told again and again that
                our Church played a key role
                in the survival of the nation.
                Listen to Raffi:
                “Our clergymen preached patience to us
                thus promoting subservience to the point of slavery…
                they have always been against individual freedom.”
                *
                As recently as the collapse of the Soviet Union,
                the Catholicos of Etchmiadzin opposed independence.
                *
                In Manuel Sarlisyantz’s A MODERN HISTORY
                OF TRANSCAUCASIAN ARMENIA (Leiden, 1975, page 326)
                we read:
                “The pro-Soviet Archbishop Tiran Nersoyan was, in 1944,
                appointed from Etchmiadzin to be
                Prelate of the Armenian Church in North America.
                He endorsed Communism as ‘leading to a Christian ideal’
                and had written that
                'what the clergy is…on the spiritual level,
                the Communist Party is on the worldly level
                of politics and economics.'”
                (See T. Nersoyan, A CHRISTIAN APPROACH
                TO COMMUNISM, [London, 1942, page 29].)
                #
                Saturday, November 12, 2011
                *****************************************
                LIES (II)
                ************************************************** ***
                Very early this morning
                when I was half asleep
                I heard someone say on the radio:
                “We havent’ had democracy in 20 years.”
                And I thought, we haven’t had it for 2000.
                *
                More often than not
                our choice is not between truth and lies
                but between big lies and bigger ones.
                *
                The cowardice of the many
                and the stupidity of the few:
                that’s the only way to explain our past.
                The rest is propaganda.
                *
                And now that I have spoken the truth
                I deserve a horse with which to gallop off
                in all directions
                in a cloud of dust.
                #

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                • Re: elegy

                  Sunday, November 13, 2011
                  *****************************************
                  ETHOLOGY
                  *****************************************
                  Pick a man, any man, from the gutter,
                  give him a title and a regular salary,
                  and forever after he will say
                  he never had it so good.
                  One reason I write as I do is that
                  I was spared that kind of treatment.
                  I was born in the gutter and my guess is
                  I will die in it.
                  I am not complaining.
                  Things could have been much worse.
                  What saved me was pure luck.
                  No one ever bothered to give me a title.
                  As for salary:
                  what I was offered was never above minimum wage.
                  Had it been above minimum wage
                  I may have chosen a different path
                  and I would now be on my way to the devil.
                  #
                  Monday, November 14, 2011
                  *****************************************
                  WHERE I STAND
                  ************************************************** ***
                  There are advantages
                  to being a third-rate minor scribbler
                  living in the middle of nowhere.
                  To begin with you are left alone.
                  Your readers are so few in number
                  that if you alienate one of them
                  it doesn’t feel like you have lost
                  half of your income from royalties.
                  *
                  By contrast, consider the case
                  of an Armenian-American academic
                  with a regular salary and a captive audience.
                  Not only will he be careful
                  not to say anything that may be construed
                  as critical of God and capital
                  (make it Capital and god) in general
                  and benefactors in particular
                  (one of whom may be subsidizing his “chair”)
                  but also anyone who may be remotely connected with them.
                  In short, he will support the status quo
                  and pretend we never had it so good
                  because we are in the best of hands.
                  *
                  During the Ottoman and Soviet eras
                  our poets wrote odes and panegyrics
                  to sultans and commissars.
                  Habits die hard.
                  “Treason is in our blood,” said Raffi.
                  So is cowardice.
                  Hence the scarcity of dissidents
                  and the overabundance of brown-nosers.
                  #
                  Tuesday, November 15, 2011
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                  CHUCK YOU, FARLEY!
                  ************************************************** ***
                  “You call yourself a dissident?”
                  said a (Soviet-Armenian) writer from Paris.
                  “Did they throw you out of your home and homeland?”
                  No, they didn’t because they couldn’t.
                  I was born and raised on foreign soil
                  and my home was mine, not theirs.
                  The contempt in his voice was such that
                  I understood why in their eyes
                  we will never rise above the status of “aghber.”
                  *
                  Because I try to be honest and objective
                  I am dismissed as pro-Turkish by some of my readers
                  as if being dishonest were an integral part
                  of the Armenian identity.
                  *
                  I must get used to the idea that
                  some of my fellow Armenians are so wrong
                  that they challenge all concepts of wrongness,
                  so that one could say they are not even wrong!
                  #
                  Wednesday, November 16, 2011
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                  THE 99%
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                  There is no such thing as a belief system
                  without childhood indoctrination.
                  Eliminate indoctrination and the chances are
                  a belief system will collapse
                  into an abyss of absurdities.
                  *
                  It can truly be said of dupes that
                  they are the 99%.
                  *
                  On the radio this morning:
                  “Pakistan today is ruled by criminals.”
                  An American pundit:
                  “Almost everyone in Washington is on the take.”
                  *
                  He who admits to being a dupe
                  will not admit to being a coward, a liar, and an idiot.
                  *
                  Workers of the world unite?
                  Even better:
                  Dupes, idiots, and victims of the world…
                  *
                  What belief systems do is
                  convince idiots they are smart,
                  barbarians they are civilized,
                  and the scum of the earth they are the Chosen.
                  *
                  You think I am being cynical?
                  Allow me to confide in you:
                  Reality is worse!
                  *
                  Sigmund Freud: “The first human
                  who hurled an insult instead of a stone
                  was the founder of civilization.”
                  #

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                  • Re: elegy

                    Thursday, November 17, 2011
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                    YES IM ANOUSH HAYASTANI
                    (TO MY SWEET ARMENIA)
                    **********
                    How sweet was it to the poet
                    who wrote that line?
                    After being betrayed to the authorities
                    by his fellow Armenians,
                    he committed suicide
                    by banging his head against the wall.
                    Many others were shot in the neck
                    or driven to Siberia.
                    If you say all that happened in a different era
                    and under a different regime, I say,
                    regimes may change
                    but the scum always rises to the top.
                    *
                    There is a sultan and a commissar in all of us.
                    If we ever undertake the task of
                    de-Ottomanizing and de-Stalinizing ourselves,
                    how many of those who are in power today
                    would remain in power?
                    *
                    If you are one of those readers
                    who think I have been consistently wrong
                    in my judgment of my fellow countrymen,
                    all I am prepared to say in my defense is,
                    I have at no time violated anyone’s human right of free speech.
                    Can you say the same about the status quo
                    in whose defense you speak?
                    #
                    Friday, November 18, 2011
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                    CONFESSIONS OF AN IGNORAMUS
                    **********
                    Do we have a constitution?
                    What does it say about free speech?
                    Is it for it or against it?
                    If it’s for it,
                    why is it that some of our ablest intellectuals
                    live in exile?
                    What about a Supreme Court?
                    Do we have one?
                    Who are its members?
                    What do we know about them?
                    Are they for or against fundamental human rights?
                    Do we have dissidents?
                    How many?
                    Who are they?
                    How many members of the present administration
                    are former KGB agents?
                    *
                    We are told most American senators and congressmen
                    are millionaires, sometimes even multimillionaires.
                    What about their Armenian counterparts?
                    Do we have anything resembling
                    the Occupy Wall Street movement in Yerevan?
                    *
                    A few years ago the Canadian spy agency
                    called me and said they were going to send someone
                    to interrogate me about our present situation.
                    I said I was the wrong man for such an undertaking;
                    it would be a waste of their valubale time;
                    I was only a distant observer;
                    I knew little or nothing about specifics.
                    They disagreed.
                    They said they read my commentaries in the Armenian press
                    and they considered me an expert on the subject.
                    An excpert?
                    An expert!
                    They must be joking.
                    They were not joking.
                    If they were interested in names
                    I could be of no use to them
                    because I didn’t even know someone who knew someone.
                    What kind of expert was I
                    if I had more questions than answers?
                    *
                    And if so far I have made no effort to know more
                    it maybe because in this case
                    ignorance may indeed be bliss.
                    #
                    Saturday, November 19, 2011
                    **********
                    ARMENIAN LITERATURE
                    **********
                    Canadian literature is rumoured to be dreary.
                    By contrast, Armenian literature is not even rumoured
                    to be defunct or non-existent.
                    *
                    One advantage in being non-existent is that
                    no one bothers to spread the rumour that it is trash.
                    *
                    The only people who take Armenian literature seriously
                    are Armenian writers who take themselves seriously.
                    *
                    The central concern of Armenian writers
                    who take themselves seriously
                    is to expose the mediocrity of all others.
                    *
                    “Yes im anoush Hayastani.”
                    I should like to see one of our poets producing a sonnet
                    titled “To my sweet fellow countrymen.”
                    #

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                    • Re: elegy

                      Sunday, November 20, 2011
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                      NOTES AND COMMENTS
                      **************************************************
                      A headline reads:
                      “Should Some Bankers Be Prosecuted?”
                      The obvious answer is, of course!
                      Gross incompetence is penalized in all other lines of work.
                      Why should bankers be immune?
                      Is it because as the 1%
                      they control 99% of the power?
                      *
                      A typical passage in the article reads:
                      “The federal government has been
                      far more active in rescuing bankers
                      than in prosecuting them.”
                      And why?
                      Because the 1% can afford politicians,
                      the 99% cannot.
                      *
                      What is American-style democracy
                      if not the fascism of capitalists?
                      *
                      When we demonize Turks
                      we forget that angels and demons
                      are creatures of our imagination
                      and that in reality some Turks may well be better or wrose,
                      but none of them is an invulnerable being
                      beyond our reach.
                      *
                      Sartre is right:
                      in human relations
                      magic plays a more important role than
                      reason, common sense, and experience.
                      Where imagination enters,
                      misconceptions are sure to follow.
                      *
                      All popular ideas can be easily and safely contradicted
                      and they have been.
                      One could even say,
                      thinking consists in exposing contradictions.
                      #
                      Monday, November 21, 2011
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                      AS I SEE IT
                      **************************************************
                      Once, recently, when I said something to the effect
                      that our treatment of writers
                      has been worthy of barbarians,
                      it was the barbarians who were eager to prove me right
                      by hurling insults at me and in general
                      behaving like hoodlums on the warpath – as if
                      that was the only way they knew
                      how to prove me wrong.
                      *
                      "For a smart man you can be very naïve!"
                      a trial lawyer, who is also a good friend, tells me.
                      I don’t know about smart
                      but I am worse than naïve
                      when I get emotionally involved.
                      Emotion reduces a complex reality
                      into a one-dimensional extension of ourselves.
                      Emotion, writes Sartre somewhere,
                      attempts to change the world by means of magic.
                      What could be more primitive?
                      *
                      The most beautiful spectacle I have ever beheld
                      was a sunrise from a seventh story hospital window;
                      and to think that the purpose of a sunrise
                      is not to provide man with beauty.
                      #
                      Tuesday, November 22, 2011
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                      THE HUMAN CONDITION
                      **************************************************
                      It’s not Armenians against Turks,
                      Germans against xxxs,
                      xxxs against Palestinians,
                      or Cain against Abel.
                      It’s man against man.
                      If the world were populated
                      by a single race, nation, or tribe,
                      the number of wars, revolutions and massacres
                      would remain constant.
                      *
                      God created man.
                      God also created the Devil
                      and the Devil belongs to no race, nation, or tribe.
                      *
                      Organized religions are maneuvers
                      designed to allow one to sit at the right hand of God
                      and to behave like swine.
                      *
                      God created time and space.
                      What would stop Him from creating
                      an infinite number of other dimensions?
                      *
                      God created man.
                      He must have been bored stiff.
                      What other possible explanation is there?
                      #
                      Why are you so tough on your fellow Armenians?
                      I am asked once in a while by concerned readers.
                      I am not tough on Armenians.
                      I am tough on deceivers, dividers, and bloodsuckers
                      regardless of nationality.
                      I am tough on all victimizers.
                      Now then, identify yourself please.
                      Are you a victimizer or a victim?
                      If you are a victim, why do you object
                      to my speaking up against your tormentors?
                      *
                      Dupes are not born but made
                      and what makes them is childhood indoctrination --
                      brainwashing for short;
                      and if you say you were not brainwashed
                      i will say, that's because
                      those who brainwashed you
                      were successful in convincing you
                      you were being educated.
                      #

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