Re: elegy
ENJOY
*************************
Silvio Berlusconi at a press conference:
“I will now take questions from the men;
from the girls, phone numbers.”
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MY FIRST FAN
*********************
My first fan was a Bulgarian poetess
who needed a translator
and thought I knew Bulgarian.
*
LOVE
****************
True love makes you ask:
“How did I manage to live without you?”
*
The world would be a better place
if everyone heard someone say
“I love you” at least once a day.
*
STATUS QUO
*******************
The only way to be positive about us is by recycling the propaganda of our 1%.
*
WOMEN
*************
We need women in politics
if only because they will never say
“mine is bigger than yours.”
*
OLIGARCHY
************************
Long before oligarchy in the Homeland,
we had oligarchy in the Diaspora.
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A RULE WITHOUT EXCEPTIONS
**********************************************
Where there is a high unemployment rate,
there will also be a high rate
of poverty, emigration, and prostitution.
One could even say
poverty, emigration and prostitution
are our most important exports.
*
Have a nice day!
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ENJOY
*************************
Silvio Berlusconi at a press conference:
“I will now take questions from the men;
from the girls, phone numbers.”
*
MY FIRST FAN
*********************
My first fan was a Bulgarian poetess
who needed a translator
and thought I knew Bulgarian.
*
LOVE
****************
True love makes you ask:
“How did I manage to live without you?”
*
The world would be a better place
if everyone heard someone say
“I love you” at least once a day.
*
STATUS QUO
*******************
The only way to be positive about us is by recycling the propaganda of our 1%.
*
WOMEN
*************
We need women in politics
if only because they will never say
“mine is bigger than yours.”
*
OLIGARCHY
************************
Long before oligarchy in the Homeland,
we had oligarchy in the Diaspora.
*
A RULE WITHOUT EXCEPTIONS
**********************************************
Where there is a high unemployment rate,
there will also be a high rate
of poverty, emigration, and prostitution.
One could even say
poverty, emigration and prostitution
are our most important exports.
*
Have a nice day!
#
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