Four Animals

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Four Animals

10-17-2003, 09:42 AM

A teacher asked her class "What do you want out of life"?

A little girl in the back raised her hand and said "All I want out of life is four animals".

The teacher asked "Really. And what four animals would that be"?

The little girl said "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it".

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
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