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    I was recently returning home from a trip out of town, and I stopped at one of those rest areas on the side of the road to relieve myself. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall. I had just sat
    down when I hear a voice from the other stall............
    "Hi there, how is it going?"
    Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but the silence was deafening so I finally managed, "Not bad............?"
    Then the voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
    Now this is getting a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm on my way back home from the beach."
    Then I hear the person, all flustered, say: "Look, I'll call you back
    ------ every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    Hope you learned your lesson - no talking while xxxxting.

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    • #3
      ops: that wasn't me. it was just a story. really. maybe i shouldn't have used first person... hrmm.. hehe.
      The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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      • #4
        Originally posted by ckBejug
        ops: that wasn't me. it was just a story. really. maybe i shouldn't have used first person... hrmm.. hehe.

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        • #5
          Re: Bathroom Issues

          Originally posted by ckBejug
          I was recently returning home from a trip out of town, and I stopped at one of those rest areas on the side of the road to relieve myself. The first stall is taken, so I go into the second stall. I had just sat
          down when I hear a voice from the other stall............
          "Hi there, how is it going?"
          Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say, but the silence was deafening so I finally managed, "Not bad............?"
          Then the voice says: "So, what are you doing?"
          Now this is getting a bit weird, but I say: "Well, I'm on my way back home from the beach."
          Then I hear the person, all flustered, say: "Look, I'll call you back
          ------ every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!"

          I don't know what about u , but i'm sittin' and loughing like moniak .... u poor thing.... :mrgreen: :P

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