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    Things to do in the elevator

    These are some of the things you can do in the elevator if you are bored.

    1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

    2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

    3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

    4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

    5. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

    6. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

    7. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    8. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

    9. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom

    10. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

    11. Give religious tracts to each passenger.

    12. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

    13. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

    14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
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