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  • * Why is it again that we have a job?????? *

    Hello, this joke i heard from my frined... hope u'll find it funny 8)

    Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this might give you a thought
    as to where you might rather be.


    1) IN PRISON . . . you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
    AT WORK . . . you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

    2) IN PRISON . . . you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK . . . you only get a break for one meal and you have to payfor it.

    3) IN PRISON . . . you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK . . . you get more work for good behavior.

    4) IN PRISON . . . the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK . . . you carry around a security card and open all the
    doors for yourself.

    5) IN PRISON . . . you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK . . . you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    6) IN PRISON . . . you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK . . . you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

    7) IN PRISON . . . they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK . . . you can't even speak to your family.

    8 ) IN PRISON . . . all expenses are paid by the taxpayer - no
    work required.
    AT WORK . . . you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
    then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

    9) IN PRISON . . . you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
    get out.
    AT WORK . . . you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
    inside bars.

    10) IN PRISON . . . you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK . . . they are called managers.

    So ....... why is it again that we have a job??????

    :shock:

  • #2
    hmmmmmmm makes u wonder doesn't it
    I see...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SagGal
      hmmmmmmm makes u wonder doesn't it
      Yeah well, sometimes it reaky does..... however don't u quit your jobb! It was just an innocent joke

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      • #4
        hmmm, maybe cos, after work u can go home?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by disksoleil
          hmmm, maybe cos, after work u can go home?
          u got the point 8)

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          • #6
            feels good!


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            • #7
              haha Artsakhtsi. I didn't quite my job. lol. i was just jokin. Like I would really choose prison over a job. YEA RIGHT
              I see...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SagGal
                haha Artsakhtsi. I didn't quite my job. lol. i was just jokin. Like I would really choose prison over a job. YEA RIGHT

                I was jokin' too

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                • #9
                  i c.
                  I see...

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