George Clooney is a dog...

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

Its official, Beverly Hills Chihuahua outgrosses domestic box office for Burn After Reading, Michael Clayton and Leatherheads (not combined though). http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/c...8-10-14&p=.htm

Give it a chance, the movie about the dog from the hills has only been in theatres for 12 days as compared to Burn After Reading's 33 days.

Now that's funny Underdog and Beverly Hills Chihuahua have outgrossed Leatherheads and Burn After Reading...

I bet you Clooney is just itching to go on a booze infused, pill popping bender...Heck, at this rate, a little stint in rehab may just be what this guy's career has ordered. He needs to muster up some sympathy consumerism to jump start his comeback or his career may be over.

Three words: Box Office Poison.

At the rate Clooney the dog is going, he'll be working Kraftservice soon enough.

[freakyfreaky]

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"What, that dog from the hills movie outgrossed my football comedy Leatherheads domestic box office in six days? Noone is ever going to take me seriously ever again. Rats." http://defamer.com/5061353/george-cl...ioed-lifestyle

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

In opening week box office, a comedy about a dog outgrosses this dog's most recent film.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice...nd/2008/09/14/ (Burn)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809922965/info (Hot dog)

Chihuahua looks likely to top Burn After Reading's domestic box office totals. Now that's funny.

Not only is Clooney a dog but he's officially jumped the shark. (or did the shark jump him?)

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

"We will be publishing an anniversary issue on that day and will publish the names of each and every donor in that publication."

That's just priceless!!!!!!

Not overreacting, couldn't care less about the subject, it's the amount of posts and how time consuming that is in the middle of the night. When your house of cards is crumbling around you, one should stand up, not Osamba in a cave hiding from people......

If you don't care than bug out. But, if you do care then stop making wild aspersions, assumptions and speculations about me.

What do you know about my house of cards.

I'm stacking dollars like pancakes on a short order cook line at IHOP on Sunday.

And, I'm out and about everyday. What the hell do you know about me?

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

Sir, how do you have enough time to find all this crap. A wife and two kids, a giant mortage, 8000 a month car payment to impress people with. Oh, the hanging out in areas to be seen at, flaunting Rolex's.Quite honestly, your time might be better spent earning a honest living and paying bills.

That's exactly what a good Armenian should NOT be, way to full of himself. REAL important people, don't try and act like it, they don't want their names on the donation pages of AGBU, or even be acknowledged for giving.They are humble,selfless and giving to others in effort, not cash. They don't run around wearing black clothes, beating their chests and spouting Turk hating rederick. They work hard and pay for things, not beg,borrow and steal. These types are embarrasing their famlies, no better than that idiot Kardashian, you make it hard for the rest of us. Pay your bills, you know the old saying, "What goes around", it comes back in Spades.

Redneck says what? You are awfully over-assuming. Who exactly are you referring to and how are you making such over-reaching conclusions without any facts. Don't talk about stuff you don't know.

And, satire and criticism are important to a free society. This jerk-y apparently known or unknown to him indirectly supports J-ewish neocons and Turkey and its anti-genocide recognition campaign in the halls of U.S. Congress while simultaneously telling anyone who will listen that Darfur is genocide.

He is no friend of Armenians anywhere. Its my opinion, which I am entitled to have, because last time I checked, I was a freedom living citizen of the good ol' U.S. of A. that he is a blatant hypocrit and phoney and I believe Armenians should be aware of this dog.

Don't you have something better to do like holding down a job and paying your bills.

[68RATVT]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

"We will be publishing an anniversary issue on that day and will publish the names of each and every donor in that publication."

That's just priceless!!!!!!

Not overreacting, couldn't care less about the subject, it's the amount of posts and how time consuming that is in the middle of the night. When your house of cards is crumbling around you, one should stand up, not Osamba in a cave hiding from people......

[yerazhishda]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

That's exactly what a good Armenian should NOT be, way to full of himself. REAL important people, don't try and act like it, they don't want their names on the donation pages of AGBU, or even be acknowledged for giving.They are humble,selfless and giving to others in effort, not cash. They don't run around wearing black clothes, beating their chests and spouting Turk hating rederick. They work hard and pay for things, not beg,borrow and steal. These types are embarrasing their famlies, no better than that idiot Kardashian, you make it hard for the rest of us. Pay your bills, you know the old saying, "What goes around", it comes back in Spades.

They may not want their names on the donation pages of AGBU, but they certainly want it on the pages of Asbarez!

100 for 100
BY ASBAREZ
source: http://www.asbarez.com/index.html?sh...082_8/7/2008_1

A play on words--or more correctly numbers. Today we kick off a campaign to mark Asbarez newspaper's 100th anniversary. We are reaching out to you, our readers, advertisers, community members and organizations, and asking you to become engaged in this historic occasion by donating a symbolic $100 for our 100th birthday.

Beginning this week, our staff, colleagues and contributors, as well as our ambassadors outside of the Los Angeles area will be circulating the community to secure these contributions from you, helping us to reach our goal of $100,000 by August 14, 2008--the 100th anniversary of the first issue of Asbarez.

We consider each reader as a colleague and an ambassador and we are counting on you to encourage your circle of family and friends to become part of this exciting time. In a community that numbers in the hundreds of thousands our goals of touching 1000 people during the course of the next several weeks should create excitement for all to become part of history--not just of the newspaper but of the growing and developing Armenian-American community.

We will be publishing an anniversary issue on that day and will publish the names of each and every donor in that publication.

So let the campaign begin and may 100 for 100 become an impetus for all to rally around the newspaper and help us inform you about the important issues of our nation and our community.

The funds generated from this effort will go toward enhancing our publication and providing you better content and better coverage of the news around us.

Please, join us. Become a part of 100 for 100 and call our offices at 818.500.9363. You can also donate online.





P.S. I think you're overreacting to freaky's posts. I mean how hard/time-consuming is it to type in a search in Google or Youtube? That's why this is in the "Jokes and Humor" forum.

[68RATVT]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

Sir, how do you have enough time to find all this crap. A wife and two kids, a giant mortage, 8000 a month car payment to impress people with. Oh, the hanging out in areas to be seen at, flaunting Rolex's.Quite honestly, your time might be better spent earning a honest living and paying bills.

That's exactly what a good Armenian should NOT be, way to full of himself. REAL important people, don't try and act like it, they don't want their names on the donation pages of AGBU, or even be acknowledged for giving.They are humble,selfless and giving to others in effort, not cash. They don't run around wearing black clothes, beating their chests and spouting Turk hating rederick. They work hard and pay for things, not beg,borrow and steal. These types are embarrasing their famlies, no better than that idiot Kardashian, you make it hard for the rest of us. Pay your bills, you know the old saying, "What goes around", it comes back in Spades.

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

Apparently, George was recently trying to fit himself with a throwable life preserver as a collar.

http://defamer.com/399885/george-clooney-preaches-safety-first-aboard-his-yacht

[freakyfreaky]

Re: George Clooney is a dog...

Jingle George's collar. http://www.last.fm/music/Butthole+Su...+1-UCjvAA4hs9E



What a cute little doggy, and he can do tricks to. We must keep him and exploit him for our own purposes.