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  • #21
    Re: George Clooney is a dog...

    Originally posted by 68RATVT View Post
    Sir, how do you have enough time to find all this crap. A wife and two kids, a giant mortage, 8000 a month car payment to impress people with. Oh, the hanging out in areas to be seen at, flaunting Rolex's.Quite honestly, your time might be better spent earning a honest living and paying bills.

    That's exactly what a good Armenian should NOT be, way to full of himself. REAL important people, don't try and act like it, they don't want their names on the donation pages of AGBU, or even be acknowledged for giving.They are humble,selfless and giving to others in effort, not cash. They don't run around wearing black clothes, beating their chests and spouting Turk hating rederick. They work hard and pay for things, not beg,borrow and steal. These types are embarrasing their famlies, no better than that idiot Kardashian, you make it hard for the rest of us. Pay your bills, you know the old saying, "What goes around", it comes back in Spades.
    Redneck says what? You are awfully over-assuming. Who exactly are you referring to and how are you making such over-reaching conclusions without any facts. Don't talk about stuff you don't know.

    And, satire and criticism are important to a free society. This jerk-y apparently known or unknown to him indirectly supports J-ewish neocons and Turkey and its anti-genocide recognition campaign in the halls of U.S. Congress while simultaneously telling anyone who will listen that Darfur is genocide.

    He is no friend of Armenians anywhere. Its my opinion, which I am entitled to have, because last time I checked, I was a freedom living citizen of the good ol' U.S. of A. that he is a blatant hypocrit and phoney and I believe Armenians should be aware of this dog.

    Don't you have something better to do like holding down a job and paying your bills.
    Between childhood, boyhood,
    adolescence
    & manhood (maturity) there
    should be sharp lines drawn w/
    Tests, deaths, feats, rites
    stories, songs & judgements

    - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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    • #22
      Re: George Clooney is a dog...

      Originally posted by 68RATVT View Post
      "We will be publishing an anniversary issue on that day and will publish the names of each and every donor in that publication."

      That's just priceless!!!!!!

      Not overreacting, couldn't care less about the subject, it's the amount of posts and how time consuming that is in the middle of the night. When your house of cards is crumbling around you, one should stand up, not Osamba in a cave hiding from people......
      If you don't care than bug out. But, if you do care then stop making wild aspersions, assumptions and speculations about me.

      What do you know about my house of cards.

      I'm stacking dollars like pancakes on a short order cook line at IHOP on Sunday.

      And, I'm out and about everyday. What the hell do you know about me?
      Between childhood, boyhood,
      adolescence
      & manhood (maturity) there
      should be sharp lines drawn w/
      Tests, deaths, feats, rites
      stories, songs & judgements

      - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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      • #23
        Re: George Clooney is a dog...

        In opening week box office, a comedy about a dog outgrosses this dog's most recent film.

        http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/boxoffice...nd/2008/09/14/ (Burn)
        http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809922965/info (Hot dog)

        Chihuahua looks likely to top Burn After Reading's domestic box office totals. Now that's funny.

        Not only is Clooney a dog but he's officially jumped the shark. (or did the shark jump him?)
        Between childhood, boyhood,
        adolescence
        & manhood (maturity) there
        should be sharp lines drawn w/
        Tests, deaths, feats, rites
        stories, songs & judgements

        - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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        • #24
          Re: George Clooney is a dog...

          "What, that dog from the hills movie outgrossed my football comedy Leatherheads domestic box office in six days? Noone is ever going to take me seriously ever again. Rats." http://defamer.com/5061353/george-cl...ioed-lifestyle
          Between childhood, boyhood,
          adolescence
          & manhood (maturity) there
          should be sharp lines drawn w/
          Tests, deaths, feats, rites
          stories, songs & judgements

          - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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          • #25
            Re: George Clooney is a dog...

            Its official, Beverly Hills Chihuahua outgrosses domestic box office for Burn After Reading, Michael Clayton and Leatherheads (not combined though). http://www.boxofficemojo.com/daily/c...8-10-14&p=.htm

            Give it a chance, the movie about the dog from the hills has only been in theatres for 12 days as compared to Burn After Reading's 33 days.

            Now that's funny Underdog and Beverly Hills Chihuahua have outgrossed Leatherheads and Burn After Reading...

            I bet you Clooney is just itching to go on a booze infused, pill popping bender...Heck, at this rate, a little stint in rehab may just be what this guy's career has ordered. He needs to muster up some sympathy consumerism to jump start his comeback or his career may be over.

            Three words: Box Office Poison.

            At the rate Clooney the dog is going, he'll be working Kraftservice soon enough.
            Between childhood, boyhood,
            adolescence
            & manhood (maturity) there
            should be sharp lines drawn w/
            Tests, deaths, feats, rites
            stories, songs & judgements

            - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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            • #26
              Re: George Clooney is a dog...

              With "Marley & Me" and "Bolt", two more dog movies, ready to finish out 2008, Clooney is bound to relapse because he'll never be able to explain how he can't beat the box office totals of movies about fake dogs.
              Between childhood, boyhood,
              adolescence
              & manhood (maturity) there
              should be sharp lines drawn w/
              Tests, deaths, feats, rites
              stories, songs & judgements

              - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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              • #27
                Re: George Clooney is a dog...

                Did you hear the one about George Clooney getting raped by a chihuahua from Beverly Hills?

                Domestic 2024 Weekend 44 - Box Office Mojo
                http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/

                2 1 Beverly Hills Chihuahua BV $11,200,000 -36.0% 3,239 +21 $3,458 $69,067,000 - 3
                18 14 Burn After Reading Focus $1,098,000 -47.6% 708 -698 $1,551 $57,114,000 $37 6

                The horror.
                Last edited by freakyfreaky; 10-19-2008, 07:29 PM.
                Between childhood, boyhood,
                adolescence
                & manhood (maturity) there
                should be sharp lines drawn w/
                Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                stories, songs & judgements

                - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                • #28
                  Re: George Clooney is a dog...

                  Chipmunks the Squeakquel - 192 million ($118 mil gain)

                  Up in the Air - 62 million ($37 mil gain)
                  The Fantastic Mr. Fox - 19 million ($20 mil loss)
                  Men Who Stare at Goats - ($7 mil gain)

                  Priceless. Three digitized cartoon vermin vs. Clooney the dog. Vermin win hands down.
                  Last edited by freakyfreaky; 01-25-2010, 11:54 PM.
                  Between childhood, boyhood,
                  adolescence
                  & manhood (maturity) there
                  should be sharp lines drawn w/
                  Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                  stories, songs & judgements

                  - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                  • #29
                    Re: George Clooney is a dog...

                    This just in, Clooney has agreed to join the digitized vermin in a cameo role in their upcoming movie The Chipmunks in 3-D; sources say he intends to reprise his role as Devlin from the Spy Kids franchise.

                    Between childhood, boyhood,
                    adolescence
                    & manhood (maturity) there
                    should be sharp lines drawn w/
                    Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                    stories, songs & judgements

                    - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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                    • #30
                      Re: George Clooney is a dog...

                      In France, documentary about oceanic life more compelling than Clooney in Up in the Air and outdrawing him at the box office 2-1. http://www.time.com/time/arts/articl...ullworld-yahoo

                      Océans: The Fish Story That Is Sweeping France
                      By Bruce Crumley / Paris Monday, Feb. 01, 2010

                      Take that, George Clooney. Though the American film heartthrob is still the favorite actor of millions of movie lovers around the world, in France these days he's being outdrawn by a bunch of fish. Score that as a win for Océans, a spectacular new French maritime documentary that has done not only twice as much business as Up in the Air since both movies were released on Jan. 27, but is also looking to set a new mark for nature films when it rolls out internationally in the coming months.

                      Océans is the work of veteran actor, director and producer Jacques Perrin, who co-wrote and co-produced the movie with sidekick Jacques Cluzaud. The film is a look into the world's seas and the creatures that populate them, carrying an appeal to halt humanity's steady destruction of habitat and species. But Océans is no Jacques Cousteau rehash, and its environmental message, while alarming, doesn't impose the sense of doom central to recent films like Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth or Frenchman Yann Arthus-Bertrand's Home. Instead it seduces the viewer to the maritime cause with awe-inspiring imagery, creating an almost emotional attachment between viewer and cinematic object by bringing the camera into astonishing intimacy with erstwhile unapproachable beings. At one point, a mother walrus hugs her baby protectively as she swims. At another, a diver caresses and plays with an 18-foot, 1-ton great white shark nicknamed "Lady Mystery."
                      (Take a closer look at sharks.)


                      Océans involved two years of planning and four years of filming, spread over 70 expeditions to 54 shooting locations — resulting in 450 hours of rushes. In that process, Perrin consulted with French navy engineers to come up with casings, booms and vehicle technologies allowing cameras to move with the same speed, agility and, at times, airborne abilities of otters, dolphins and whales. He and his crew also perfected a system of maintaining perfect camera stability at high speed amid unpredictable ocean currents.
                      (See what Jean-Michael Cousteau thinks about killer whales.)

                      Special tanks allowed filmmakers to breathe without expelling telltale and potentially alarming bubbles into the ocean, permitting camera crews to remain submerged for much longer periods of time than usual and to fade into their aquatic surroundings. The resulting invisibility allowed them to record spectacular group and individual behavior of mammals and fish that would have otherwise been spooked by a disruptive human presence. Thanks to that, Team Perrin recorded a giant ball of thousands of horse mackerel slowly rolling in unison, the full-speed stampede of countless joy-driven dolphins and the slow march of hundreds of thousands of crabs.

                      Océans drew nearly 105,000 spectators in its first 48 hours in French theaters, compared with 45,000 for Clooney's Up in the Air (first place was Disney's The Princess and the Frog with 145,000 customers). Océans was expected to have at least doubled those figures this past weekend. It will roll out across Europe and Asia before its April 22 U.S. release.

                      A veteran actor who worked in films like Z, Girl with a Suitcase, Cinema Paradiso and, more recently, The Chorus, Perrin produced the 1996 film Microcosmos — a documentary that followed insects at close range. He followed that up with the 2001 film Winged Migration, which came up with new filming techniques that moved along with birds in flight. Most French reviewers seem to agree, however, that Océans is Perrin's most effective work yet in terms of evoking solidarity with endangered nature. It is part of his agenda. He told Le Monde, "We're entertainers, and I don't want to be pretentious and start moralizing. But Océans is part of our means of persuasion. We must react urgently, protect, create blue helmets for the sea. Otherwise, humanity is headed toward an unbearable solitude."
                      Between childhood, boyhood,
                      adolescence
                      & manhood (maturity) there
                      should be sharp lines drawn w/
                      Tests, deaths, feats, rites
                      stories, songs & judgements

                      - Morrison, Jim. Wilderness, vol. 1, p. 22

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