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  • Computer Viruses

    Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

    Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

    Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

    Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    Titanic Virus (a strain of the Lewinsky) - Your whole computer goes down.

    Disney Virus - Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

    Prozac Virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

    Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but it will be back.

    Lorena Bobbit Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy,then discards it through Windows.

    Viagra Virus (opposite of the Bobbit) - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    Re: Computer Viruses

    just finished getting rid of some spy ware that infected my computer. however I still have this x on the bottom of my screen that keeps saying that "windows detected that your computer is infected" but it's not anymore.
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    • #3
      Re: Computer Viruses

      Originally posted by Mos View Post
      just finished getting rid of some spy ware that infected my computer. however I still have this x on the bottom of my screen that keeps saying that "windows detected that your computer is infected" but it's not anymore.
      I dont trust any spyware or anti virus program because they 2 can have viruses. I just keep my comp very clean & defragment it once in a while.
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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      • #4
        Re: Computer Viruses

        I use spybot and AVG antivirus (the free version). The do a good job overall but not 100% perfect.
        this post = teh win.

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        • #5
          Re: Computer Viruses

          For some reason, I just dont trust all that... I dont know much about computers, but my brother does & like I said I keep my computer clean
          Positive vibes, positive taught

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          • #6
            Re: Computer Viruses

            I know enough about computers to know that sometimes "keeping it clean" is not that easy. Spybot and AVG are both good ... you don't have to worry about those. I have personally used them for several years.
            this post = teh win.

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