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1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
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> > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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> > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
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> > > conversation in English.
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> > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
>is
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> > > named Breeze.
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> > > 5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
>donor.
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> > >
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> > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
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> > > grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
>Ethiopian.
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> > > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
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> > > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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> > > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
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> > > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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> > > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
>chaps.
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> > > You don't even notice.
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> > > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
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> > > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>George
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> > > Clooney.
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> > > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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> > > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
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> > > delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
>drag.
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> > > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
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> > > station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
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> > > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
>Blanks
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> > > himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
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> > > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
>all
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> > > busy with their cells or pagers.
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> > > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
>hour
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> > > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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> > > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
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> > > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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> > > 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
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> > > 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
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> > > conversation in English.
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> > > 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and
>is
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> > > named Breeze.
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> > > 5. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
>donor.
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> > >
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> > > 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
>
> > > grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
>Ethiopian.
>
> > > 8. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
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> > > 9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 10. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
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> > > 11. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
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> > > 12. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
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> > > 13. A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless
>chaps.
>
> > > You don't even notice.
>
> > > 14. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30am at Starbucks wearing the
>
> > > baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>George
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> > > Clooney.
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> > > 15. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
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> > > 16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
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> > > delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in
>drag.
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> > > 17. You can't remember...is pot illegal?
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> > > 18. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
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> > > station: "STORM WATCH 2003."
>
> > > 19. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy
>Blanks
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> > > himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
>
> > > 20. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are
>all
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> > > busy with their cells or pagers.
>
> > > 21. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an
>hour
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> > > early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
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> > > 22. Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
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> > > 23. Both you AND your dog have therapists.
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