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  • Harout and Bill Gates

    Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled in a large room. One of the candidates is Harout an Armenian fellow.

    Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks that all those who do not know JAVA program language to rise and leave. 2000 people rise and leave the room.

    Harout says to himself: "I do not know this language but what have I got to lose if I stay? I'll give it a try". So he stays.

    Bill Gates asks all the candidates that those who have never had experience of team management of more than 100 people rise and leave. 2000 people rise and leave the room.

    Harout says to himself "I have never managed anybody but myself but what have I got to lose if I stay? What can happen to me"? So he stays.

    Then Bill Gates asks all the candidates who do not have Masters in Business Administration to rise and leave. 500 people rise and leave the room.

    Harout says to himself: "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose if I stay? So he stays.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asks all of the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croatian to rise and leave. 498 people rise and leave the room. Harout says himself: "I do not speak Serbo-Croatian but what the hell have I got anything to lose?". So he stays, and finds himself alone with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

    Bill Gates joins them and says: "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you both have a little conversation in that language!

    Calmly, Harout turns to the other candidate and says to him: "Parev pezevenk, indores?"...

    The other candidate answers: "Lav em poosht."
    Positive vibes, positive taught

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    ah hahahah LOL

    thanks for the laugh great joke :P

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      Re: Harout and Bill Gates

      No prob anytime.
      Positive vibes, positive taught

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          Re: Harout and Bill Gates

          Nice...LOL

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