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  • Two funny jokes

    These 2 guys are stuck on a island.

    They get bored and decide to have sex. When the first guys turn is done it's the second guys turn. The second guy starts kissing the 1st guys nipples and touching him. The first guy says, "Ara lav inch es gyotutsoon anoom?"

    Joke # 2:

    3 guys go fishing. They capture a magical fish. The fish says,"Oh please let me and go and I'll give you 3 of my eggs,which if you happen to break the first thing you say would be what comes true for your wish. The first guy breaks the egg and wishes for a big house. The second guy breaks it and wishes for a nice car. The 3rd guy for days doesn't break the egg. One of the friends get's worried and goes to check on him. He opens the door see's another guy xxxxing him. The guy says "Inch exav ape ko havkit ov?" The 3rd guy says,"Kayloom ey ooh dserkitsus unkaf ooh asetse "vay gyot exnem".

    :P
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