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Tomy O'Connor went to confession and said,
"Forgive me father for i have sinned." "What have you done Tommy O'Connor?" "I had premarital sex with a girl." "Who was it Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin father." "Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "Please forgive me for my sin father, but i cannot tell you." "was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please, father please forgive me for my sin." "Well then it must have been her sister, Sarah Martha McKenzie." "No father, i cannot say who it was, please forgive me for my sin." "Okay Tommy, go say 5 hail Mary's and 4 our fathers, and you will be absolved of your sin."
Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joey was waiting. "What did you get?" asked Joey. "Well i got 5 Hail Mary's, 4 Our fathers, and 3 good leads"
"Forgive me father for i have sinned." "What have you done Tommy O'Connor?" "I had premarital sex with a girl." "Who was it Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin father." "Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" "Please forgive me for my sin father, but i cannot tell you." "was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?" "No father, please, father please forgive me for my sin." "Well then it must have been her sister, Sarah Martha McKenzie." "No father, i cannot say who it was, please forgive me for my sin." "Okay Tommy, go say 5 hail Mary's and 4 our fathers, and you will be absolved of your sin."
Tommy walked out to the pews where his friend Joey was waiting. "What did you get?" asked Joey. "Well i got 5 Hail Mary's, 4 Our fathers, and 3 good leads"