A Priest, A Rabbi, & A Car Accident

[ara87]

A Preist and a Rabbi get into a car wreck and amazingly neither are hurt. They decided tthat it must be a sign from god, that he wanted them to meet, become friends, and do good in the world. The Rabbi goes back to his car and finds a perectly unharmed bottle of wine and says, "look! another miracle! my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of kosher wine did not break! Surely god wants us to drink of this wine and celbrate our good fortune!" the priest agrees and takes seven or eight big swigs and then hands it to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on. The preist asks "aren't you going to have any?" The rabbi replies, "No, i think i will wait for the police."

[Mos]

Re: A Priest, A Rabbi, & A Car Accident

good one

[MrHyeSev]

Re: A Priest, A Rabbi, & A Car Accident

A Preist and a Rabbi get into a car wreck and amazingly neither are hurt. They decided tthat it must be a sign from god, that he wanted them to meet, become friends, and do good in the world. The Rabbi goes back to his car and finds a perectly unharmed bottle of wine and says, "look! another miracle! my car is completely demolished, but this bottle of kosher wine did not break! Surely god wants us to drink of this wine and celbrate our good fortune!" the priest agrees and takes seven or eight big swigs and then hands it to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on. The preist asks "aren't you going to have any?" The rabbi replies, "No, i think i will wait for the police."