Turk Jokes

[crusader1492]

Post all your Turk jokes there...I know there are a ton of them out there.

[crusader1492]

Re: Turk Jokes

A Turk went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box
that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose,
but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Turk, "my neighbor moved away and
forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

[ara87]

Re: Turk Jokes

A Turk went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box
that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose,
but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said the Turk, "my neighbor moved away and
forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."

are you sure this wasn't george w. bush or sarah palin?









(I disapprove of this thread btw)

[yerazhishda]

Re: Turk Jokes

Keep the jokes coming, this is a great thread!

[Federate]

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I have a Turkic joke:

So an Armenian, a Turk and an "Azeri" are on a plane full of children. All of a sudden the plane catches fire.

The Armenian says: "Quick, we must save the children first!"
The Turk says: "Phuck the children!"
The "Azeri says (turning to the Turk): "You think we have time for that?"

[ara87]

Re: Turk Jokes

I have a Turkic joke:

So an Armenian, a Turk and an "Azeri" are on a plane full of children. All of a sudden the plane catches fire.

The Armenian says: "Quick, we must save the children first!"
The Turk says: "Phuck the children!"
The "Azeri says (turning to the Turk): "You think we have time for that?"

I find this thread generally rude and intolerant, however this joke is completely ignorant and racist, especially when there are child molesters in ever nationality, including Armenians.

[Federate]

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I find this thread generally rude and intolerant, however this joke is completely ignorant and racist, especially when there are child molesters in ever nationality, including Armenians.

Aww. Did it hurt you? It's called a "joke", if you did not know.

[ara87]

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Aww. Did it hurt you? It's called a "joke", if you did not know.

What hurts me is that almost every armenian cries, whines, and complains about Turks being racist, and then have the audacity to say racist things themselves, thus giving Turks to even harbor more animosity toward us.

You people are being pricks, and purposely putting up this thread because all of the sudden there are some Turks on here and you don't like what they have to say, so you want them to feel uncomfortable so they leave, or hoping that they'll fall for you bait and say something anti armenian and then you can accuse them of racism, get them kicked of the site, and tell everyone told you so.

*Also jokes that involve molestation are never funny