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    Parking ticket

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
    minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
    ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
    giving a person a break?"


    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
    a pencil-necked Nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So
    I called him a piece of horse.s#%&...... He finished the second
    ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

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    Re: Parking ticket

    Originally posted by fIReBuRntInHeLL Parking ticket

    I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
    minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
    ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
    giving a person a break?"


    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
    a pencil-necked Nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So
    I called him a piece of horse.s#%&...... He finished the second
    ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

    Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
    more tickets he wrote.

    I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

    u gotta be kiddin me

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    • #3
      did u guys laugh??

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      • #4
        lol. i've heard that before but still funny
        The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lagonid did u guys laugh??

          I did.
          MUAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA

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