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Parking ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So
I called him a piece of horse.s#%&...... He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a person a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him
a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So
I called him a piece of horse.s#%&...... He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote.
I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.
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