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A lazy young man walked into the local welfare office,
marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate
drawing welfare. I would REALLY rather find a job."
The clerk behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his lovely
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a
black Mercedes limo. Your suits, shirts and ties are
provided. Because of the long hours required, meals
will also be provided and you will also be needed to
escort the young lady on overseas holidays trips. The
salary package starts at $200,000 a year plus
unlimited use of a credit card."
The young man blurted out, "You're bullxxxxting me man!"
The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well, you started it"
marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate
drawing welfare. I would REALLY rather find a job."
The clerk behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man
who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his lovely
nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a
black Mercedes limo. Your suits, shirts and ties are
provided. Because of the long hours required, meals
will also be provided and you will also be needed to
escort the young lady on overseas holidays trips. The
salary package starts at $200,000 a year plus
unlimited use of a credit card."
The young man blurted out, "You're bullxxxxting me man!"
The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well, you started it"
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