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    A lazy young man walked into the local welfare office,
    marched up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate
    drawing welfare. I would REALLY rather find a job."

    The clerk behind the counter replied, "Your timing is
    amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man
    who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his lovely
    nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a
    black Mercedes limo. Your suits, shirts and ties are
    provided. Because of the long hours required, meals
    will also be provided and you will also be needed to
    escort the young lady on overseas holidays trips. The
    salary package starts at $200,000 a year plus
    unlimited use of a credit card."

    The young man blurted out, "You're bullxxxxting me man!"

    The welfare clerk behind the counter said, "Well, you started it"
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

  • #2
    lol. never heard that one b4.
    I see...

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    • #3
      funny

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