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A woman goes to the Dr and says "Oh Doc, please help me, I have these black dots on my stomach and I don't know what to do.." The Dr looks at the woman's stomach, and after examining it for a couple of minutes, he licks his thumb and rubs some of the dots off...He tells the woman, "Ma'am, these dots come off easily, just go home, take a shower and it will go away.." The woman thanks the Dr and goes home....
A couple of days later, the same woman comes in the office screaming,"Dock they're back they're back!!" The Dr looks at the stomach again, and licks his thumb, and sure enough, the dots come off. He tells the woman "Please ma'am I have a lot of patients here that need my time, just go home and shower, they will come off." She says "Thank you Doc, I'll do that"....
A week goes by and again, the woman comes in to the office...This time she is frantic. She's screaming, " I don't understand why this keeps happening to me"
The Dr gets upset and screams " Look Biatch! the next time ur husband is eating you out, tell him to take the f*ckin pencil off of his ear!"
A couple of days later, the same woman comes in the office screaming,"Dock they're back they're back!!" The Dr looks at the stomach again, and licks his thumb, and sure enough, the dots come off. He tells the woman "Please ma'am I have a lot of patients here that need my time, just go home and shower, they will come off." She says "Thank you Doc, I'll do that"....
A week goes by and again, the woman comes in to the office...This time she is frantic. She's screaming, " I don't understand why this keeps happening to me"
The Dr gets upset and screams " Look Biatch! the next time ur husband is eating you out, tell him to take the f*ckin pencil off of his ear!"
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