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    Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while they went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of her head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car beecause the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head... A pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for an hour untill someone noticed and came to her aid. Lisa is blonde.

  • #2
    Gotta love blonde jokes...they stay true every time.

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    • #3
      it is funny and the stupidest thing i ever heard. lol. i know its a joke, but c'mon. haha.
      I see...

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