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    TRUE PLAYA???

    ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER TO HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY
    CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S
    WIFE.

    MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP.
    WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER
    LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT
    INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK OF WATER.
    TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN
    AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE
    SAID, "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU
    $500".

    SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K.. SHE
    SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT
    WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN".

    THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE
    LEFT.
    LATER TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"?

    SHE SAID, THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT,
    YES.

    TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?"

    SHE SAID, AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID.

    TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING
    AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD
    LEAVE IT WITH YOU.
    NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!!!

  • #2
    =) good one
    The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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    • #3
      lol
      I see...

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