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There once was a mother who had 3 daughters who were all
getting married. The mother did not want to barge in on their
sex life but the mother asked for the girls to write her a letter
telling how the honey moon went.
One week later, the first letter came from Hawaii. All the letter
said was "Maxwell House," the mother did not know what this
meant so she looked at the Maxwell Coffee House coffee
container and read "Good to the last drop". The mother blushed.
A week after that the mother got a letter from China
saying "Marlboro." The mother had no hesitation. She looked at
her smokes and it read "Extra long. King Size." The mother
blushed once again, but this time her cheeks were a little more
darker.
But the 3rd letter did not come until a month later. It only
said, "Northwest Airways." So the mother got out her travel
guide and finaly got to Northwest Airways and read, "3 times
a day, 7 days a week, Both ways." The mother fainted.
getting married. The mother did not want to barge in on their
sex life but the mother asked for the girls to write her a letter
telling how the honey moon went.
One week later, the first letter came from Hawaii. All the letter
said was "Maxwell House," the mother did not know what this
meant so she looked at the Maxwell Coffee House coffee
container and read "Good to the last drop". The mother blushed.
A week after that the mother got a letter from China
saying "Marlboro." The mother had no hesitation. She looked at
her smokes and it read "Extra long. King Size." The mother
blushed once again, but this time her cheeks were a little more
darker.
But the 3rd letter did not come until a month later. It only
said, "Northwest Airways." So the mother got out her travel
guide and finaly got to Northwest Airways and read, "3 times
a day, 7 days a week, Both ways." The mother fainted.