Random Truths
1. What's in your wallet?
Capital One.
2. What's under your bed?
Freddie Cougar
3. What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Another wonderful world of wonder.
4. What's in your underwear drawer?
Under where?
5. What's in the trunk of your car?
Illegal immigrants.
6. What's in your desk or locker?
A politician.

7. What do people know you by?
Probably by my untamed hair.
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
I feel guilty about being guilty two seconds ago.
9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now?
Well, come see for yourself. Stupet.
10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
I'm always on a bad mission. Slick and sly, so you won't find out.
11. What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
"What would Jesus do?"
12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
Wrap me in foil and call me a leftover, baby.
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find?
You can't do that, my friends live in it.
14. Do you sleep with anything?
Would anything sleep with me? Probably not.
15.What is your midnight snack weakness?
Blue Cheese!
16. Have you ever you shop lifted?
Are you stupet? What if God reads this?
17. Have you ever vandalized anything?
If I recall correctly...

18. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Till the break o' dawn, all the way to the moon, moonwalking.
19. What do you wait until no one is looking, to do?
I hide, you seek.
20. Have you told the truth and nothing but the truth?
I tried to call, but my pride wouldn't let me dial.






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